Occupy Dallas’s Bogus Arrests: We Got to Get Up and Organize

No way is this over. No way should anybody let this drop. The Occupy Dallas arrests last Saturday should be taken as a direct challenge, not a lesson or defeat. The Dallas Police Department is already trying to paper over the outrageous arrests of seven bank protesters last Saturday on…

“Improper Use of a Sidewalk”? WTF, DPD?

Hey, Tea Party people and libertarians. Does it bother you at all that the Dallas police Saturday arrested seven people for “improper use of a sidewalk?” Does it occur to you that if bullshit charges like those can stick even for a minute, it means you can’t walk down the…

Why Do Americans Call Mexicans “Illegal”?

Dear Mexican: These days, using the word “nigger” is considered so offensive that we now use the term “N-word” in its place. Of course, never mind that African-Americans use it amongst themselves as a term of endearment, pero esa es una historia para un otro dia. Sin embargo, it raises…

The Continuing Leppertness of Mayor Mike Rawlings

For the last couple weeks I have been getting beaten about the ears by people working at City Hall with our new mayor, Mike Rawlings, who are mad at me over a couple columns I wrote saying the new mayor seems just like the old one, Tom Leppert. They say…

Is “Mexican” an Offensive Word?

Dear Mexican: There’s something I am concerned about, or bothered by. I was born and raised in Mexico, but I’ve been here for eight years. All the talk about 9/11 is too much, because every single year brings a rehash of the tragedy. I really think that remembering the event…

Rick Perry’s Balanced-Budget Illusion

Now this is something I could really kick myself for. I can take being wrong. It’s one thing to be accused of being too Pollyanna. (Not sure that has actually ever happened.) But the one thing I cannot forgive in myself is not being negative enough. That just should not…

Why won’t my hot Mexican gardener take a HIV test?

Dear Mexican: Really? You answered “When Should You Use Usted Instead of Tú?” recently over my “Why Won’t My Gardener Fuck Me Again If I Demand an HIV Test?” Any sad gabacho can Google for grammar tips (no offense to Yo Quiero Hablar). Meanwhile, we clueless gabachas need to know…

Is Mike Rawlings Leppert 2.0?

OK, all you Mike Rawlings fans: I sure hope you like your new “progressive” Democrat mayor, the man who was going to make such a big difference at City Hall. Because it sure looks like the same weird old Dallas plantation to me. Look, I admit it’s just my own…

On City Hall Ethics, Mayor Mike Passes the Buck

So let’s see if we can ride this circus train. Mike Rawlings runs for mayor pledging to clean up the “ethics” issue at Dallas City Hall. And if I may offer a small correction here at the top, I think right now it’s not really so much an ethics issue…