Why do Mexican business owners use Shrek in advertisements?

Dear Mexican: I hear that at the last Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors hearing about redistricting, some lady accused Supervisor Gloria Molina of Reconquista. What is that — and what on earth is going on over there? I don’t get what all the fuss is about. The U.S. Census…

Lowering the Bars

Property owners on Lower Greenville got snookered. They agreed last year to new regulations governing late-night hours for bars. They didn’t agree to get put out of business. They were snookered by the neighborhoods. I should love that, because I love neighborhoods. But, you know, snookered is snookered. In the…

Perry Speaks, and The Money Gets Nervous

It’s not just that Rick Perry screwed up in a debate. He is asking supporters to invest millions of dollars in his campaign. When savvy big donors have their phones in their hands about to send the money, they’re all asking themselves the presidential timber question: Has he got the…

Whitt’s End: 9.23.11

[jump] *Michael Young = Rangers’ MVP. Well, isn’t he? *It’s not a three-alarm fire as so far this season Dez Bryant hasn’t made any negative headlines. (I hear there was a verbal skirmish with his live-in girlfriend after a pre-season game and I keep getting reports that he frequents night…

Does My Smoking Pot Support Mexican Cartels?

Dear Mexican: I am a half-breed, as they say (Mexican father, Anglo mother), and recently I’ve been reading a lot about the drug violence in Mexico. I’ve become increasingly disturbed by the way in which we Americans are directly contributing to this war by supplying the demand for drugs while…

Whitt’s End: 9.16.11

[jump] *Kudos to Fox Sports Southwest and Rangers fans for raising $156,375 during Tuesday night’s online auction to benefit the Shannon Stone Memorial Fund. Biggest-drawing item: 18-seat luxury suite at Cowboys Stadium for Oct. 2 Lions-Cowboys. Winning bid: $28,500. *Why do people use toothpicks when there is an invention called…