Cowboys-49ers: Look Out Below!

Okay, so the Cowboys were better than I expected in last week’s NFL opener. But don’t be fooled, the San Francisco 49ers weren’t as good as it seems. Seems strange to be sniffing around an Under point-total play in a game between teams that scored a combined 57 in Week…

Do Mexicans Hate Puerto Ricans?

Dear Mexican: I live in upstate New York (that’s any part of the state north of the city, for you West Coasters), and while we have a relatively small Mexican population, we have a large number of Puerto Ricans, especially in the community where I live. Here’s my question: A…

Whitt’s End: 9.9.11

: *When Jerry Jones admits his team has to “walk before we can run,” that’s code for “rebuilding.” 8-8. *The Jets may well kill the Cowboys Sunday, but aren’t we glad Dallas isn’t opening up against Aaron Rodgers and the Packers’ four-receiver sets? With Terence Newman hurt the Cowboys’ fourth cornerback…

If You’re a Cowboy$ Fan, on 9/11 Prepare to Cry. And Cringe.

Sunday night at MetLife Stadium the New York Jets will hand out American flags to every fan, and an ass-whipping to America’s Team. Remember the part about not betting with your heart, but your head? This is a primo example. I want the Cowboys to win their NFL regular-season opener. Just don’t…

Why Do Mexicans Work as Day Laborers?

Dear Mexican: I’m a young white dude who drives to work every day, and on my daily commute, I get off the freeway and drive through the streets. Every single day between the hours of 5 a.m. and 12 p.m., there are AT LEAST 100 Mexican men out there waiting…

Play With Your Big Balls, Win $5,000

We’ve all played Beer Pong. But tonight at Duke’s Original Roadhouse in Addison the rewards — not to mention the balls — will be much bigger than forcing your buddy to chug a warm cup o’ keg brew. At 9 p.m. will commence the culmination of a 12-week Big Balls tournament hosted by 105.3…

Kids, Trust No One. My Work Is Done Here.

Oh, wouldn’t you know I’d wind up agreeing with my opponent? You know what’s wrong with me? I am just too damn much of a sweetheart, that’s my problem. Too nice, too smart, too good-lookin’. I’ve got to drop at least one just to make things fair. So this morning…

Whitt’s End: 9.2.11

[jump] *DeMarco Murray > Tashard Choice. And apparently former Kimball star/free-agent running back Phillip Tanner has made this team. Wow. *It opened this week, but I totally don’t get “dove season.” Went once. Bored outta my brain. *If you ever wanted to see NBC5’s Kim Fischer (#82) smiling and 105.3…

How Much of a Pendejo is Gustavo?

Dear Mexican: I see a lot of vatos around wearing the clam-digger pants with the knee-high white socks and white sneakers. While this is nothing new, I’ve noticed recently that the shoes and socks are the whitest white I’ve ever seen. If I wear white sneakers and socks, they get…

Mayor Mike Rawlings, the Promise Keeper

I was of little faith. I freely admit that. See, I thought Mike Rawlings, Dallas’ new mayor, was bailing on us. But he said no. We spoke last week, and he reiterated his commitment to banning lobbying by political consultants at City Hall. “The big issue is that we cannot…

Affirmative Action: Once a Great Notion, Now a Tool of Corruption

The idea of formal rules for the economic treatment of minorities originally had to do with employment, starting in 1961 under President John F. Kennedy with Executive Order 10925. The idea was really for the federal government to set an example. If you were a federal agency or contractor, you…

Local Music Brought Anita Riot to Roller Derby

The coolest kinds of nerds are the ones that keep themselves preoccupied on so many levels that it’s impossible not to be impressed. Anita Riot is, by this definition, a cool nerd. Far from being the reclusive, atrophied nerd-type, cross-eyed from spending too much time in front of a computer…