Le Grand Pissoir

The whole panhandling issue was deliberately designed to put liberals like me in a bad mood. I’m walking across a parking lot toward the Stewpot Ministry on Young Street across from First Presbyterian Church downtown. It’s about 400 degrees Fahrenheit, and now here comes a guy who is obviously going…

Taxpayers, Arise!

Don’t tell me we can’t fight City Hall. So what if they’re all a bunch of suits down there, they’re goofballs, they’re numbskulls, they’re going to do what they want to do anyway, so it’s useless, and it’s boring. Great. Please do not allow me to waken you from your…

School for Scoundrels

Think about every single thing you’ve seen the Dallas City Council do in the last year: • Defy the mayor and give away tens of millions in tax money to two billionaires who didn’t need it for a sports-cum-lingerie mall on a toxic waste dump outside of downtown. • Run…

The Gay Priest Thing

Wait a minute. The conference is over? The Roman Catholic bishops have left town already? And we’re not going to talk about the gay priest thing? Only in Dallas. This always was a town where people knew how to avoid talking about the obvious. And Dallas is, after all, where…

Cain’t Say No

Very best theater of the absurd this city has seen, ever. Absolutely. Our eyes witness these events, but our brains can’t believe it. First, city council members Mary Poss, Alan Walne and Ed Oakley are leaders of the pack in giving away $43 million in tax money to two billionaires,…

License to Scam

The real joke about the vote-fraud law in Texas is the vote-fraud law in Texas. Let me tell you a little story I happen to know about: A candidate in a recent Dallas election lost the race by a very tight margin after deliberately steering clear of any possible hanky-panky…

Survival of the Flattest

The white-folks version of local history is that back in the Time of Genius, the great fathers wanted to protect the citizens from tension, so they agreed to do all the governing themselves. The African-American version is that back in the time of Colonel Sanders, rich white bigots invented the…

The Scarlet Letter

Did members of the Dallas City Council vote to make a huge “gift of public funds”–tens of millions of tax dollars to the Palladium deal in exchange for private business favors–when it had evidence the city was getting totally chumped on the deal? That’s the issue. That will be the…

Judge Fudge

For years, Dallas County Judge Lee Jackson told witty jokes about how nobody really knew what a county judge was. Now Margaret Keliher, the Republican candidate to replace Jackson in November, is trying to turn the joke into a campaign strategy. Keliher is a sitting civil district judge in Dallas…

The Case of the Virgin Couriers

You’d think Terri Hodge would be in a conservative mode. Her administrative assistant, Felicia Pitre, goes on trial in June on a 10-year felony charge of messing with a blind lady’s absentee ballot. Other players have retired entirely from the absentee vote game, given the heat surrounding it in recent…

Money, Honey

The city council debate on the Palladium and City Center-Madison development deals downtown will rise or fall on an issue that has little to do with downtown but everything to do with the votes on the council. Money. It is the very strong impression of certain key council members that…

Remember Vote Fraud?

Back during the mayoral election, did the district attorney’s office not say and did I not eagerly report here and on the radio that a bunch of vote fraud indictments were about to pop? Tell me I dreamed that. All during the election, I got calls from political insiders whispering…

Muddy Waters

Laura Miller is trying to do this mayor thing the hard way. The Trinity River plan–our version of Boston’s “Big Dig,” a megapolitan pork-barrel chain reaction that has escaped all human control–is a good example. Miller’s predecessor as mayor, Ron Kirk, did the job the slick way. He didn’t spend…

Lost Houses

This is how I think: I think that if a judge ordered me to pay a fine of $15 and I failed to do it, I would wind up on Death Row. That’s how fatalistic I am and how afraid of judges I am. So, in a way I almost…

Miller Behind Closed Doors

Wow. This Laura Miller thing is going to be different. I don’t know exactly how or what different. But way different. Hold-on-to-your-top-hat different. Miller invited me and Victoria Loe Hicks of The Dallas Morning News, along with David Gray, an environmentalist, to take part in a personal briefing that the…

Ron Kirk’s Crying Game

But enough about you. Let’s talk about me. In “Selling Ron,” last week’s Dallas Observer cover story by Christine Biederman, former Dallas Mayor Ron Kirk went on at some length about what a racist I am. Among other things, he said, “Jim is just as racist, in a liberal way,…

Laura and the Little People

In a little time I felt something alive moving on my left Leg, which advancing gently forward over my Breast, came almost up to my Chin; when bending my Eyes downwards as much as I could, I perceived it to be a human Creature not six Inches high, with a…

Mayor Nuke

Laura Miller is the new mayor. The issue of the frame-up drug busts by the Dallas Police Department is front and center. Something major has to give and soon. I think I have an example of what to expect: True story. At 6:35 a.m. on the morning of the mayoral…

Eyeball to Eyeball

The suicide of Fermin Vazquez last August posed a turning point for me in my reporting on Laura Miller, who was a city council member when it happened and is a candidate for mayor now. Suicide is a painful issue for me. This was churning in my head and heart…

The Envelope, Please

Last week I reported that members of the Tom Dunning and Domingo Garcia mayoral campaigns had been subpoenaed to testify before a Dallas County criminal grand jury investigating election fraud. Garcia confirmed the story concerning his own campaign, but Dunning went on KRLD radio last week and insisted that nobody…

Someone’s Lying

I have known Domingo Garcia for a long time. I admire the political contributions he and his powerful political padrona Adelfa Callejo have made over the years. But I believe Garcia is a liar. It’s only my opinion, but I think the accusation he made that front-running mayoral candidate Laura…

Dallas to Bush: Drop Dead

We sort of get tricked into these debates about whether the people on the city council are being polite enough with each other. I get tricked, too, all the time, worrying whether Domingo Garcia or Laura Miller will be able to build coalitions if one of them gets elected mayor…