Is Dallas Suffering From Festival Fatigue?

It was pretty tight in the front standing section at the Granada Theater this past Saturday. My mother, an avid live music fan, usually prefers to stand further back at shows, but I grabbed her hand and led her up to the stage anyway. Behind the stage curtain, we could…

How to Piss Off Your Sound Guy in Five Steps

A couple weeks ago, we introduced you to some of the best live sound engineers in Dallas. Those people voluntarily run complicated circuits late at night in rooms full of beer and idiots. Our hats are off to them. Alan Ayo, who wrote that post, asked each of them what…

Hamburger Helper Is Ditching the Hamburger, Leaving What Exactly?

We’re divided into two distinct groups: those whose parents prepared Hamburger Helper on occasion and those whose parents adamantly refused to. Kids who received the occasional beef, noodle and maltodextrin sautée most likely thought it was just another salty meal. But the children who were denied the boxed delicacy were…

Lucinda Williams’ 11 Best Songs

For the better part of four decades, Lucinda Williams has been one of Texas’ best and most dependable songwriters and performers. Over the course of ten albums, Williams has moved from earthy blues and folk to jangly country/pop and has even dabbled in more contemporary sounds. What has remained consistent…

The 12 Best & Worst Football Celebration Dances in Gif Form

Football season has returned, and with it we are reminded of the ridiculous lengths some players will go to garner national attention. From recording songs, to appearing in commercials, to crafting signature end zone dances for when they score, players on all levels do their best to raise their Q-score…

Earl Sweatshirt Makes Jay Z Look Silly On His New Album

“It’s money” opens Doris, the way-way-way-too-much-anticipated album from Odd Future standout and internal rhyme genius Earl Sweatshirt. “It’s money,” the intro repeats, “It’s money.” If you bought a physical copy, you’re hearing that opening while thumbing through the artwork: an intoxicated-looking (though he kind of always is) Earl standing next…

Wilco’s Eight Albums, Ranked From Best to Worst

Halfway through “I Am Trying To Break Your Heart,” the leadoff track on 2002’s Yankee Hotel Foxtrot. That’s when I stopped listening to Wilco, which had been one of my favorite bands of the ’90s because of their first three albums- A.M., Being There and Summerteeth, as well as the…

25 Ways to Tell You Spend Too Much Time in Deep Ellum

Deep Ellum is not the only place in where music happens in Dallas. But it is the most storied: It’s where our blues scene found its legs and where Kurt Cobain found our fists. And today, the neighborhood is home to every kind of show, from one person with an…

Dear Restaurant Staff — Please Don’t Touch Your Customers, Ever

If you dine out with any frequency you’ve surely encountered the custom. Your waiter comes to the table, politely hands out menus and says hello. Then, as he prepares to deliver his opening service monologue detailing local farmers, the meaning of share plates and the chef’s guidance on special menu…

Which Restaurant Surcharges Burn the Most?

When was the last time you decided to split an entree with your date because you weren’t that hungry, only to find a split plate charge on your bill? Or how about a fee for the sauce you chose after you’d already committed to a $50 steak? CNN’s Eatocracy is…

The 32 Most Memorable Juggalos From the 2013 Gathering

Nate “Igor” SmithFor five magical days in August, Cave in Rock, Illinois hosted one of our favorite events, The Gathering of the Juggalos. Our photographer, Nate “Igor” Smith, took thousands of pictures at the Gathering, but some of the folks he captured stood out more than others. There was the…

Juggalo Eats and the Quest for the Mystical Burrito Man

Drew AilesWondering what’s in a “stoner bowl?” Keep reading.One of the true hardships that we face as a nation is the omnipresent problem of being surrounded by booze and stimulating foods. In the comforts of your own home, you may be able to curb your pizza roll addiction into having…