Audio By Carbonatix
You wanna start the day off stuffing your face with unholy goodness?
Welcome to the breakfast of your fantasies, folks. This place is wall-to-wall people
“I’ll have what she’s having” food-moaning, like something straight out of a “Sodom and Gomorrah: Breakfast!” Order the deliciousness in the photo and say to
yourself, “Oh my Jesus, is that a giant ice cream scoop of creme fraiche?”
And yourself will be all, “Yup.”
I just told my daily calorie allowance to suck it. Can you guess where I’m
gorging?
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