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“He says, ‘There’s a drunk club, I forget what it’s called, but you have to like be really drunk to get in, I don’t know if they’d let you in, but you could ask them for tips.'” (Rosie O’Donnell, explaining to Tyra Banks how her 13-year-old son convinced her to stop drinking. Seems she tried to pull the old ‘go get me a beer’ routine and then, when he asked her to give it up, attempted the ‘what if I can’t’ bit–leading to the response. As quoted by People.)