The New BuzzFeed Food Site Just Killed Bacon

BuzzFeed recently expanded its repertoire to include a site dedicated to food, and one of its first bacon features (we anticipate many) is "11 Ways to Cook Bacon That Will Probably Kill You." They beat bacon not to "within an inch of its life," but rather they beat it so...
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BuzzFeed recently expanded its repertoire to include a site dedicated to food, and one of its first bacon features (we anticipate many) is “11 Ways to Cook Bacon That Will Probably Kill You.”

They beat bacon not to “within an inch of its life,” but rather they beat it so far beyond all recognition that dental records can’t even help identify bacon anymore. They beat the livin’ double-fried, cheese-stuffed, 90-gazillion-grams-of-fat shit outta it. Then for good measure, they rolled and dipped it. They also promoted a dream catcher made of bacon, which I’m sure is sacrilege somehow.

This will be fun.

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