East Dallas newcomer Rodeo Cold heralds a new generation of dive bars. The Western-themed spot glows on Ross Avenue, but if you miss it, just look for the cowboy-hat-wearing doorman posted on a barstool out front.
Inside its red glow, the essentials are all covered: a pool table, bartenders who’ll soon enough know your usual and fine decor that includes a beer-chugging bass fish. Arcade games buzz, Ella Langley’s gritty vocals hum in the speakers and neon-signed booths are ready for your “Cowgirl Era” snapshot. Glitter-filled shareable drinks pay homage to the queen of country — Ms. Dolly Parton herself.
Sneak past the judgmental glare of a taxidermy deer to the Adult Playground, a massive patio with room for line dancing, chicken shit bingo (yes, with actual chickens) and frosty Frio Grande margaritas. Keep it truly Texas with a frozen, vodka-spiked Dr Pepper and Wrangler Danglers, deep-fried beef balls served with ranch for dunking.