Enough. Stop. Yer Killing Me.

God, please, make it all go away. The latest casting new from the land of Dallas has Jessica Simpson (who else?) in the role of Lucy Ewing. In related news, I no longer give a damn about this movie and have moved on to the big-screen redo of Carter Country, which producers hope to film in Burleson, Sachse and Farmersville by the fall of 2009, far as you know. –Robert Wilonsky