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Toldja.
Pacman is in rehab. Wade Phillips isn’t in limbo. The Cowboys are in trouble.
Most importantly, Tony Romo’s pinkie is still in a cast.
I’ve already sliced and diced Brad Johnson and the loss to the Rams. Let’s make this short and sweet: Romo plays Sunday or else Dallas heads into the halfway point at 4-4.
Yikes.
In other quarterback news, Drew Brees = Hot. Kyle Orton = Top 10. And anyone who takes snaps for the Chiefs = Horrible.
Jump for this week’s immaculate rankings:
1. Philip Rivers – Chargers
2. Drew Brees – Saints
3. Ben Roethlisberger – Steelers
4. Kurt Warner – Cardinals
5. Brett Favre – Jets
6. Eli Manning – Giants
7. Jason Campbell – Redskins
8. Trent Edwards – Bills
9. Kyle Orton – Bears
10. Peyton Manning – Colts
11. Aaron Rodgers – Packers
12. Kerry Collins – Titans
13. Donovan McNabb — Eagles
14. Matt Ryan – Falcons
15. Jake Delhomme – Panthers
16. Jeff Garcia – Buccaneers
17. David Garrard – Jaguars
18. Ronnie Brown – Dolphins
19. Derek Anderson – Browns
20. Marc Bulger – Rams
21. Gus Frerotte — Vikings
22. Matt Schaub – Texans
23. Matt Hasselbeck – Seahawks
24. Matt Cassel – Patriots
25. Carson Palmer – Bengals
26. JT O’Sullivan – 49ers
27. Patrick Ramsey — Broncos
28. Joe Flacco – Ravens
29. Dan Orlovsky – Lions
30. Tyler Thigpen – Chiefs
31. JaMarcus Russell – Raiders
32. Brad Johnson – Cowboys — Richie Whitt
