The Eyes of Texas Are Upon ... Her

The Eyes of Texas Are Upon ... Her

Sure University of Texas quarterback Colt McCoy had to settle for the Heisman Trophy runner-up. Sure his Longhorns - despite last night's thrilling Fiesta Bowl victory - are getting screwed out of a possible National Championship. And sure, as one of my alcohol-soaked relatives put it over the holidays, "Something about his face just don't look right."

Nonetheless, he has her.

She would be girlfriend Rachel Glandorf, otherwise known as the hot piece of booty on the left in that photo up there. (Not that there's anything wrong with the one on the right.) If you watched Monday's victory over Ohio State, your eyes were drawn to her each one of the 50 times Fox's cameras tried to show you McCoy's parents. And, apparently, she can run (kewl!) and even talk (eh).

Oh yeah, the game.

McCoy was brilliant. He was 41 of 59 for 414 yards, including the game-winning touchdown on a 26-yard laser post route to Quan Cosby with 16 seconds remaining.

Unfortunately - altogether now - dudn't matter. - Richie Whitt

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