Austin, You’ve Been Polled! Or: People Would Not Mind Moving to Dallas. Or Near It.

Not sure how we missed this Monday, but in the comments below, Friend of Unfair Park Enrique De La Fuente directs our attention to the results of a Harris Poll in which people were asked, “Where would you like to live if you were gonna move?” I blame Austin’s coming in at No. 11 on the fact that Town LakeLady Bird Lake is no Trinity River.

Update: In the comments I’ve found the latest phrase for our nonexistent line of Unfair Park T-shirts: “Liking Dallas is punk.”