Courtney Clenney

I never understand art. I'm the girl that looks at a piece of art and says, "Oh, pretty" or stupidly remarks "Hell, I could have done that." But, I try to get it, and just as soon as I think I've figured out what the art represents, I spot a...

Holiday time stresses me the crap out. It seems the holidays come at the worst time of the year...every year. Why aren't the holidays right after income tax return time--would make sense to me. Whatever the cause for panic, I'm fairly certain that laughing at a slew of people in...

Nine miles is a short distance relative to oh, say, the distance to the moon. However, I can think of a couple of times when traveling nine miles can feel like 90. For instance, nine miles in five o'clock traffic can be excruciating, or how about running those nine miles?...

The notion that women have a thing for firefighters is debatable, and opinions tend to range from the stereotypical "They're all good-looking," to "Nah, forest rangers are more attractive." I personally find their appearance less attractive than their actual duty--that's hot. If you'd like to research the subject in person,...

I don't know what twinkling, multi-colored bulbs have to do with the holiday season, except that our culture has strung them together from, say, oh...the dawn of time. None-the-less, I am appreciative. Because, when standing in the midst of thousands of glimmeries, clad head to toe in fleece and with...