Five European Things That Make for a Great Christmas

Here is a brief list of five European things that make a good Christmas, but that you might be afraid of. Embrace change, Texas! I have included pictures so you don’t think I’m insane, and links to Amazon where you can still get these things (albeit with now very expensive…

An Englishman Reviews the Whole Christmas Tamale Thing

Apparently you guys celebrate Christmas by eating tamales. No, me neither. I’ve no idea what you’re doing. What screams Christmas about a tamale? I suppose you could take this reductionist argument to any Christmas food (what’s Christmassy about slaughtering a turkey and then roasting it, or, as some people are…

The Top Five Musical Resurrections of 2012

2012 saw some big-name comebacks, emotional reunions, and just plain weird occurrences, proving that America’s thirst for nostalgia has still not been quenched. Have recent years been the worst for this, or have I just forgotten about the last decade already? Could something as joyous as the resurrection of long-dead…

A Girl Named Richard

The reason I moved to Dallas in the first place was due to the inexplicable love of a very fine woman indeed; an internationally in-demand scientist, in fact. She, like me a Brit, got offered two jobs in one day, one in Seattle and one in Dallas. We chose Dallas…

Home with the Armadillo

As I have previously stated, everything here is subtly different in a way that serves to slightly unnerve the foreigner. What isn’t at all subtle is a Texas summer. Whose idea was it to colonize this place to start with? Who had the original desire to make their home a…

Two Nations Separated by a Common Language

You can’t begin to imagine the wealth of everyday misunderstanding that’s possible when relocating from Britain to Texas. The broad stuff — obtain dwelling, consume food, aim to subsist — that’s the same. Even the language is apparently the same. The thing is, communicating with other people, that’s an issue…

An Englishman in BBQ Sauce

Leaving the cozy confines of the British countryside and pretty much everyone I’d ever met 5,000 miles away wasn’t an easy thing to do. I’m still surprised I did it. I didn’t grow up (in Watford, and then the Cotswolds, since you’re asking) thinking to myself, “One day, I’d really…

Top Five Musical Resurrections of 2012

2012 saw some big-name comebacks, emotional reunions, and just plain weird occurrences, proving that America’s thirst for nostalgia has still not been quenched. Have recent years been the worst for this, or have I just forgotten about the last decade already? Could something as joyous as the resurrection of long-dead…

This Englishman Knows Memphis BBQ Like He Was Elvis’ Kin

This week, our Englishman in BBQ Sauce samples a little Memphis-style barbecue at Red, Hot & Blue in Plano (5017 W. Plano Parkway), which is a littlelike traveling to Glasgow to sample the cuisine of Rome, but please don’t tell him that. It’s much more fun keeping him in the…

Epica, Alestorm – Trees – 11/19/12

Epica, Alestorm Trees Monday, November 19 There was a sizeable amount of hair windmilling at Trees last night, as a European metal tour of no specific genre rode into town. Indeed, Epica and Alestorm are something of a mismatch – Epica being a Dutch po-faced “symphonic metal” band (that basically…