An Englishman and a Scot Walk into a Korean Burger Joint …

I am taking burger week seriously, everybody. Very seriously. Do you know how seriously? Normally, I do no research, display a startling lack of expertise, write a couple of swears, tell a crass joke and then insult everyone in the comments. That won’t fly during this crucial period. I’ve got…

British Beverage Co. Isn’t Bad, but It Isn’t British

Let’s get a few things out the way up front. If you’re looking for a nice bar in Uptown, British Beverage Co. is perfectly good. The beer selection is gargantuan; it’s relatively well-priced, with Velvet Hammer for $5 or so; the bar is very attractively laid out and decorated; the…

An Englishman Gets to Know Peggy Sue

Peggy Sue BBQ is the easiest barbecue restaurant to chant the name of. That is an undeniable fact. Go ahead and try it. I’ll wait here. Catchy, isn’t it? With an immediate marketing advantage like that, it’s a wonder this place is so deserted of a chilly Monday evening. I…

An Englishman Does Il Cane Rosso, Cheap Bastard Style

Editor’s note: Our foreign correspondent gives up the barbecue sauce trail this week to go where angels fear to tread, reviewing Alice Laussade’s stint in the kitchen at Il Cane Rosso. This meal cost more than $10, but it was for charity, the National MS Society Waiter with cool haircut…

A 12-Year-Old Reviews ‘The Dark Side of the Moon’

My 12-year-old stepson, Lewis, whose favorite band is Green Day, had never heard Pink Floyd before. I’m not sure how he’s managed this — his grandfather plays in a Pink Floyd tribute band for goodness sake. So I thought we could sit down one rainy evening, have him listen hard…

My 12-Year-Old Stepson Reviews The Dark Side of the Moon

My 12-year-old stepson Lewis, whose favorite band is Green Day, had never heard Pink Floyd before. I’m not sure how he’s managed this – his grandfather plays in a Pink Floyd tribute band for goodness sake. So I thought we could sit down one rainy evening, have him listen hard…

Reggie Watts Gives Hair Care Tips, Loves America (The Band)

Reggie Watts brings his bag of tricks, which includes beatboxing, loops and and songs about the interminable depths of a woman’s purse, to Denton on Saturday, as part of the Hot Wet Mess. It’s a rare chance to catch him in North Texas, and an even rarer chance to see…

The Secret Chain Restaurant and Fast-Food Shame of an Englishman

You see all those chain restaurants, Dallas? All those bright shiny lights, beckoning you in to eat products of a questionable providence at a price so reasonable there’s no need to go home and time-consumingly construct a meal for your baying, hungry, ungrateful family? You grew up around them (the…

The Best Places to Drink to the New Soccer Season

The new English Premier League season kicks off this weekend, and what better excuse can there possibly be for getting down to a bar, drinking the cheapest beer you can find and joining in some incoherent chanting/possibly having a bar fight? The time difference might make for some early drinking…

An Englishman Reviews the BBQ of Smoke

I feel like I’m not the novice I used to be with these reviews. When I started out I didn’t know what brisket was, what heavenly planet barbecue sauce had descended from, why I could just suddenly order meat by the pound now (and why I’d never been able to…

Identity Festival – Gexa Energy Pavilion – 8/10/12

Identity Festival Gexa Energy Pavilion Friday, August 10 See also: The fans of Identity Festival, parts one and two See also: Eric Prydz on Swedish techno, the future of dance music I think the Observer sent me to this in hopes I would feel as out of my element as…