Mastodon at South Side Music Hall, 10/22/14

Mastodon South Side Music Hall, Dallas Tuesday, October 21, 2014 My wife does a thing with our son to get him to try new food. You remember what it was like being a kid and having a new food forced on you. What is this intruder on the side of…

Mudsmith & The Londoner To Open Downtown

News reaches us that Lower Greenville’s fanciest coffee shop/bar/place to look at people using Apple products is to branch out to the previously uncool downtown Dallas in a redevelopment on the 1500 block of Elm. When it gets there, it’ll take one look at its new building and notice it…

The Double Wide Needs To Book More Outdoor Shows

Double Wide 11th Anniversary With High on Fire, Roky Erikson, the Derailers and Riverboat Gamblers Double Wide, Dallas Saturday, October 4, 2014 After 11 years of being the Double Wide, it’s surely time for the beloved edge-of-Deep Ellum dive to kick back, stretch those weary limbs, and pour out a…

Valets Suck, So Here Are Five Ways To Mess With Them

You can’t go out in Dallas without the threat of valets. Somehow, in one of the most sprawling cities in America, we’ve managed to mess up parking to the extent where valets are legally required, and to get to them you have to drive past the parking spaces they will…

Is This the Best Rick Perry Photo of All Time?

This morning, Texas Governor Rick Perry tweeted a photo encapsulating what is no doubt a very special approach to international relations. The picture largely speaks for itself, but let’s ponder some of the major questions…

The Don’t-Over-Think-It Guide to Dallas Sports Bars

It’s all very well and good being Scott the Food Critic and having a fancy list of hip and happening Dallas restaurants to go and watch football games. We don’t all get paid to sit in bars and drink craft beers. The rest of us everyday working stiffs have things…

Hutchins BBQ in Frisco Is Easily a Top Ten DFW BBQ Joint

American football. It’s a real thing. You know it, I know it. We’ve all seen it. The thrills, the spills, the very precise numbering on the field. There was a time when Dallas was America’s center for said thrills and spills. Now it is but a hollow shell of football,…

The Best Dallas Punk and Metal Concerts in September

A quick glance at our comprehensive Dallas concert guide might give you the impression that this month is stuffed with some real crap, metal-wise. Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Godsmack, Seether; it’s like an endless parade of nightmares that has no place in 2014. So we here at DC9 thought we’d…

Our Favorite Rick Perry Mugshots

Now, we’re not sure if you live on the moon, under a rock, or under a rock on the moon, but you probably noticed Rick Perry handed himself in yesterday to face his indictment on felony charges for abuse of power. If you’ve ever heard of a thing called “Twitter,”…

Today Marks the Beginning of the End of Dallas’ Great Summer

So, Dallas, that was the summer of our lifetimes. Today marks the day where average temperatures begin to drop, continuing their inevitable decline towards whatever horrors Winter 2014 has in store for us. Let’s not focus on the inevitable entombment of Dallas in ice quite yet, though. Let’s think to…

Oaktopia Is Back, and It’s Way Bigger

Last year, first-time Denton festival Oaktopia delivered on content but not so much on attendance. As Aaron Ortega reported in November, the largest crowd was 200 or so, for the mighty Del the Funky Homosapien. You might suppose a festival that drew such a modest crowd last time would scale…

Gas Monkey Live Makes Play For Mid-Size Dallas Venue Gap

The weird entertainment complex loop at the corner of I-35 and Northwest Highway is one of northwest Dallas’ stranger places to visit. Not quite Bachman Lake, not quite Harry Hines, and not quite Irving, it’s in a vortex all of its own. Technology Boulevard, as this loop is called, is…

Texas Music Needs Cedric and Omar To Be OK

Antemasque/Le Butcherettes Trees 8/5/2014 We’ve all had friends who got married to each other. It’s strange when these friends fight with each other. It’s even stranger when these friends get divorced. What side do we take? Who do we support? Who do we boo? When it comes to Texas alt-rock,…

The Best Smoking Patios in Dallas

Look, fellow smokers, it’s probably for the best we can’t smoke indoors at shows any more. It was pretty sad for everyone, and dry ice is much less life threatening, probably. If you want to have some of the ol’ tobacco, there are many solutions around Dallas, all of which…