Eight Dallas Seafood Sandwiches (Plus: Fish & Chips!) You Need This Lent

Dallas’ fish sandwiches are working hard right now. Don’t snake through the drive-through of the McDonald’s on Gaston for that frightening fish patty with the glob of no-refrigerator-needed mayo. Dallas’ sandwich and fast casual seafood spots are frying fresh cod like beautiful ocean doughnuts; they’re beet-curing salmon and showering lemon…

A Movie Guide for Seven Valentine’s Day Scenarios

You may or may not be attempting to plan a Valentine’s Day that doesn’t suck. There is challenge built in: Valentine’s Day is one of the most absurdly intense holidays in existence, and it’s coming. It’s coming, and it’s like a creepily strong hug from a 6-foot teddy bear that…

The Meaty Pros and Vegetable Cons of the Burger at Mudhen

At the top of Mudhen Meat and Green’s laminated menu is the following quote: “I really regret eating healthy today — said no one ever.” It’s a quote that’s been memed-up on Pinterest, and has that nutritional confidence that, at first, elicited a downtrodden I guess that’s right feeling deep…

The Burger at Wayward Sons Is Near Greatness

There was good news and bad news about the burger at Wayward Sons, the new Greenville spot from Hibiscus’ chef Graham Dodds. The good news is the flavor of the 44 Farms patty is decisive and bold, like running a highlighter over your brain. The bad news: It didn’t come…

We Got a Good Look at Goodfriend Package (Photos)

In the land of Goodfriend Package, meat is king. On a crisp scroll of butcher paper, about as long as I can stretch my arms, there’s manifesto-of-sorts written in black marker. It’s entitled: “A Word or 2 About our Meat.” The first declaration is about pork belly, which is how…

The Frikadellen, a German-Style Burger, at Kuby’s Is Freaking Delicious

There’s some kind of ever-present warmth at Kuby’s. The lighting comforts; the people glow; potato salad simmers. Sweater vests, once thought to be extinct, still keep patrons warm and homey. As a whole, there’s a feeling when you’re inside Kuby’s like you’ve stepped inside a painting of a restaurant. In…

The Super-Secret New Cheeseburger at Deep Ellum’s Filament

One of the terms we hear frequently these days out there in the gastropub wild, is “house-made.” Pickles are house-made, almost sparkly with holiday spice. Ketchup is house-made, spiked with curry powder. We hear it so frequently in the days following the Great Gastropub Revolution of the 2000s that it’s…

The 12 Days of Burger Christmas

In lieu of a year-end list on burgers, here is a musical presentation of some of the best darn burger gifts you can give yourself in Dallas right now. (We’re assuming you’re your own true love. We’re very big on self-esteem here.) For Burger Christmas, these are the cheeseburgers and…

A Survival Guide to Star Wars: Force Awakens in Dallas

So you’re alive and in Dallas during the release of Star Wars: Force Awakens. You know there’s no escaping the power. It’s everywhere: Star Wars is on your jewelry, in your food, on emblazoned on your buildings. It’s roving your house with gleeful boops and beeps. Many of you have…

This Cheeseburger at The Theodore Is Your Mall Madness Escape

So you’re going to the NorthPark mall. Just like when you go to the airport around the holidays, you’ll need to arrive 36 to 52 hours early to get a parking space. Remember there’s parking available at your house already, so you may just want to walk. (Pro tip: Wear…

The Tater Tots at Maple & Motor Are Magic

There are a handful of foods in Dallas that a cause a chemical reaction in the brain. Some cause lightning storms; some cause emotional responses. A comforting winter soup at Mot Hai Ba recently caused spontaneous hugs, with caring back pats, between random strangers in the restaurant. El Come Taco…

Dallas’ 8 Best Double Cheeseburgers

There’s a phrase I’d like to reserve for the future, before it’s claimed: burger vacation. It should refer to the wildly enjoyable time a person takes off, removed from the company of smart electronics (and possibly other people), to bond emotionally with a double cheeseburger. While good burgers are common…

Happiness Is a Warm Broth from Mot Hai Ba

It should be well known that one of the best things you can do for yourself is put your face over a steaming bowl of pho. Pho is clearly the spa of the gods: Rich broth (that fatty pork flavor that deepens with the bowl); chiles that crackle and burn…

Denton’s First Brewpub Doesn’t Have the Burger You Take Off Work For

Surrounding double cheeseburgers, there’s always the jokes about arteries and marathons. Double cheesburgers are “heart-stopping” or “artery clogging” or “demon summoning.” I’m may be wrong about the last one. A double cheeseburger, by some miracle of mathematics, feels 4,000 percent worse on the nutritional shame scale than a single cheeseburger…

An Open Letter to People Using Their Phones During a Movie

Dear Movie Theater Patrons on Their Phones (re: Crimson Peak), A few months ago, I got new contact lenses. The doctor strengthened my prescription, and now I can pretty much count the stars on the American flag on the moon. It’s pretty intense. There’s a raisin on the floor over…

Damn, the Damn Burger is Good

The first thing you notice on the Armoury D.E. brunch menu is the French Toast Von Chocula. That’s the classic Count Chocula cereal living gloriously in French toast. One cocktail comes with cookie crisps and a whole egg. Beyond brunch, there’s the awesomely named Darkwing Drums: Five duck wings, deep…