You Don’t Know The Power of the Dark Side Roast

File this under Gift Ideas You’re Totally Gonna Want … Once again, another entry of particular brilliance from the folks at Think Geek, who’ve conjured enough Star Wars-esque goods to become the sole source for this author’s Christmas gifting: The Star Wars Breakfast Beverage Set. The $29.99 set comes with…

The Five Most Annoying Current Fast Food Trends

Caught an article over on Adage this morning on Domino’s revamp of their “cheesy bread.” In an attempt to capture what marketing executives must think are idiot foodies, the pizza chain is selling “gourmet” varieties of cheese bread (with spinach and feta and bacon and jalapeño).After blacking out from irritation,…

Five Photos From the 4th Annual Etsy Jingle Bash

And so, here we are. It’s friggin’ time to start talking about Christmas, already. I know, right? Craaazzy. Awesome tiny things! Good way to kick it off this weekend was to check out the 4th Annual Etsy Jingle Bash, which carries enough awesome tiny things to bolster your effervescent cool…

Photo(s) of the Day: One Crazy Night in South Dallas

Photographer Mike Brooks was busy on Saturday night. Beginning at the magical photography hour known to us humans as “sunset,” Mike found the Shut Up and Rumble skateboard demo at Overground Skate Park. From there, it was Octopus Project, and then Art Con 7 in Oak Cliff with Jason Roberts…

Giant Cast and Design Team Announced, Tickets On Sale, Like, Right Now

Back in March, Elaine had a Giant announcement on Unfair Park: The full Dallas Theater Center’s lineup from artistic director Kevin Moriarty, which included the Michael John LaChiusa musical Giant (based on the book by Sybille Pearson). Well, another Insert-Huge-Adjective-Here announcement just-in-the-in-box: (h/t Robert) The DTC’s officially announced the cast…

The 10 Best Photos from the Dallas Tweed Ride

Beginning at the Grassy Knoll, which is always the best place to begin something, a hundred-or-so fancy pants guys and gals biked through downtown and historic Oak Cliff yesterday. It was the third annual Tweed Bike ride, and it may or may not explain why this author nearly plowed through…

Awesome Tiny Things Will Be at Esty 4th Annual Jingle Bash

Can’t believe it’s that time of year again. Damn Christmas songs are already playing, and discounts on Santa Clause dolls that awkwardly hip-shake to “Holly Jolly Christmas” propping up. There’s better stuff out there, Grandpa. Much cooler stuff. Last year, art director Alexander Flores was down at the Palladium to…

Kick Ass Photo: Thor Works Hard at Dallas Power & Light Company

James Wallace will be along shortly to talk the shrieking delight of the Twilight Cast and Music Tour at the Palladium last night, but in the mean time we just had to share this photo from the great Dallas photography Tumblr Tx Drive By Shootings. This shot of the stained…

Dallas’ Best Pizza Sure Does Photograph Well

Just before Halloween, food critic did something terrible. He posted about delicious Dallas pizza. Jerk. Ever since his post, we’ve been experiencing wake-suddenly-at-night dreams of crusty, bubbly cheese over crunchy crust. Cheese nightmares, you could call them. Cheese-mares. Anyway, we figured the only thing that could stop the nightmares would…

Radiohead Coming to Dallas March 2012, But Don’t Expect The Hits

Not sure why, but fireworks always come to mind when imagining Radiohead. It could be the way the end of “Let Down,” from OK Computer, sounds like scattering and streaming embers.Anyway, the point is: the fireworks are coming to Dallas. According to their website, Radiohead will be at the American…

The People of Diwali: The 10 Best Photos

You may have noticed over in our slide show section–we ate a lot of delicious, delicious things this weekend. The event was Diwali Mela, the Hindu festival of lights, at the Cotton Bowl. Oh, [squee!] and there was an elephant for the riding. So, we ate Kulfi and spicy chickpea…

Five Sad Bastard Songs From 2011 (And When To Use Them)

We’re just on the cusp of a time change. Oh, you know what that means. You know. It means: it’ll get darker soon, the clouds will hang gray and low in the sky, and it’ll be bone cold. Unless it’s not cold because Texas is like an overcooked pizza. Anyway,…

10 Excellent Photos from Beirut at the Prophet Bar

Zach Condon and crew packed ’em in at the Prophet Bar last night for Tactics Productions’ Beirut show. The band is touring for their August-released album The Rip Tide, which, as the pictures by contributor and roving photographer Mike Brooks indicate, have plenty of trumpets (we’re literally listening to the…

10 Excellent Costumes from the Monster Mash Pumpkin Bash

Halloween night at the Texas Theatre, I Heart Cinema threw up a 35mm screening of the 1988 Lance Henriksen gem Pumpkinhead. There was Pumpkin Ale, a “Pumpkinhead” cocktail — made with bits of real human heads (editor’s note: not true) — and a screening of Trick ‘R Treat. There were,…

The Ten Best Concert Photos of October 2011

​Closing out October, for us, is a sad deal. For starters, we’re still feeling nostalgic over the incredible time we had at the Dallas Observer Music Awards Showcase and Ceremony. Second, we’re waving goodbye to Pete Freedman as he sails off into the Grey Havens. But before we break the…