The Bread, It’s Made of People!

The About page of the Tumblr Bread People reads as follows: “Bread People is a site for looking at pictures of the Bread People.” Congratulations, you are now informed. It’s simple yes, but oh-so-hilarious if you have a moment for a punny Friday. Make the jump for a few of…

This Is How You Get Rid of Your Pumpkin

Like bacon or dogs in Lobster costumes, Halloween has become epic on the Internet. Ok, we admit, we like a good candy list, but it’s getting harder and harder not to click on posts with titles like “Car vs. Pumpkin.” As you can see from the video some effing geniuses…

Photo Essay: The Taco Experience at Fuel City

Dude, seriously, tacos. Andrea Grimes wrote a feature on the badassness of Fuel City, and we’re thinking, yeah, it’s damn good. Time for a photo update of the gas station/taco town? OK! Last week, Sara Kerens was down at Rusty Taco showing off their particular brand of street tacos in…

Night Moves: Fear, Loathing and Body Art (Semi-NSFW)

This was a nerd’s weekend: Between Rangers fans and blood-spattered zombies photos (I think there was some stormtroopers in there too?), our photographers Ray & Peter Lek and Roderick Pullum caught a wide spectrum of fandoms from the weekend’s events.Somewhere around the Trinity River, DJ Brett Johnson from Dallas was…

Hopefully The Macaroni Truck Will Crash Into This Billboard

No, that’s not home insulation. It’s a London billboard made of 110kg of cheese which, according to Gizmodo, is completely lick-able. Modo reports that English food artist Prudence Staite used a surprisingly-low 10 types of cheese, and it took roughly eight days to make. Let’s hope a macaroni truck gently…

Five Awesome Bacon Costumes For Halloween

What are meat enthusiasts to wear on Halloween? PETA’s least favorite costume, as worn by Lady Gaga, was a little too visceral for the enjoyment of the modern public. We’re thinking bacon. It’s a clearer, more-loved synthetic choice than uncooked shards of beef hanging from your shoulders. Yes…why not bacon?…

Five Horrible Novelty Burger Trends

Via EaterWe’d like to six-shoot that Nacho Whopper outta here.​Dear Burger King, we’d like to request to live outside test markets. The fast food chain currently is testing its “Nacho Whopper” (comes in a double) in the Netherlands, and we couldn’t be happier. Keep that nacho thing away from us…

Picture Show: The Street Tacos of Rusty Taco

Street tacos, whether presented with an upscale twist or served fast and fresh, are becoming part of the cuisine code in Dallas. As a proportional response, we asked photographer Sara Kerens a few months ago to do a photographic study on the street tacos in Dallas. We liked the results…

Photo: Best Austin City Limits Fan Ever?

At Austin City Limits this year, dad rock was at its finest on Sunday night with the Eagles serving as the festival’s closers. We may have been exhausted (thanks a lot, allergies), but we definitely remember cheers from the opening riff to that “Hotel California” song. According to photos from…

Picture Show: Hippies vs. Hipsters at ACL

We’re just hours away from the end of the ACL, but the number of good bands left to play in day three is staggering. Band of Horses and the Flaming Lips are up next–and bleeding into the sky here is Robert Earl Keen’s “The Road Goes On Forever.” Before those…

Do It Live: Austin City Limits, Day Two

In about half-an-hour, the Temper Trap will cause pelvises to thrust, Monsters of Folk will be thirty minutes from their beastly (two hour) set, and in about an hour LCD Soundsystem will be plugging in. All that’s followed by M.I.A., Deadmau5, Matt and Kim and Muse. Holy F***. The marathon…

Top 10 Crowd Flags From Austin City Limits

Pete just wrapped up ACL Day One good and tight, with a nice cheat sheet-break down of what went down. Meanwhile, the crowd keeps growing for day two, and with cell service that rivals Alaska during 30 Days of Night, innovation is key to keeping your party together. After the…

Do It Live: Austin City Limits 2010, Friday

Cool-weathered Austin City Limits has finished day one. Night one, too, and there’s something in the air, aside from shoe dust and absurd amounts of pollen. What, you ask? Oh, well, it’s the lines that define generations. Friday night featured, on one hand, The Strokes breaking open City with their…