At Southwest, a Small Loss is a Big Win

Speaking of Southwest Airlines …The Love Field-based carrier reported this morning a $16-million third-quarter loss, which, given the current state of the aviation industry, Southwest is treating like a big victory. Hence, CEO and president Gary Kelly sunny(ish) disposition on Fox Business this morning. And a Friend of Unfair Park…

Nevernude Monologue

I was reading David Cross’ new book, I Drink for a Reason, on the plane last week–went cover to cover on a flight from Love Field to Austin, which is the ideal commitment for a stand-up actor’s Deep Thoughts. The book, which attracted the wandering eyes of two fuckin’-wasted frat…

Law Abiding Citizen

The movie wastes no time: Before the opening credits, a man watches two home invaders slaughter his wife and daughter—and we don’t even know their names. And then: Deals are cut, the murderer walks while his less culpable accomplice is sentenced to death, and the dad wonders, “But what about…

Jack E. Jett is a Punk Rocker

Good friend of the show Jack E. Jett sends word: This weekend he’s debuting a new”experiment” on Rational Radio (1360 on Your AM Dial) that’s quite the throwback — two hours’ worth of punk rock, nothing but. Here’s how he puts it in his missive to Unfair Park:After a brief…

City Council’s Handing Out Money Today

We’re in the midst of a staff meeting, but The News’ Rudy Bush, of course, is at City Hall keeping tabs on the council’s doings. And this morning, he offers two updates on items that first appeared on Unfair Park. First off: The council unanimously approved to give Deloitte LLP…

Dale and Oprah, Curbing Their Enthusiasm

Dunno how we missed this — well, actually, I do, since nobody ’round here watches the 5 o’clock news. Anyway, thanks to WFAA-Channel 8 for posting to YouTube this afternoon a clip of Dale Hansen with yesterday’s special guest anchor, one Oprah Winfrey, with whom Dale took issue for introducing…

Even Better Than the Real Thing

The great Hal Samples shot the U2 show at Cowboys Stadium, as evidenced by this most wondermous slide show that looks far better than a good hunk of what I heard last night. Pete reviewed the show on DC9; in the comments, I re-reviewed it. Let’s rumble, kid…

Kirk Cameron’s Coming to Save Us

Speaking of Kirk Cameron …First Baptist Dallas has posted the Growing Pains star’s request for you to show up downtown on October 25. And you’re invited to bring a friend, co-worker or family member who’s going to hell. Shouldn’t be too hard, right? Maybe he’ll even sign your copy of…