The Mayor and MartyB

We just received the following press release from City Hall for an event taking place at 10:30 a.m. tomorrow:Mayor Tom Leppert, Dallas Cowboy Tight End #80 Martellus Bennett and former Los Angeles Raider Tim Brown will announce the Second Annual Passport to Health Diabetes Awareness campaign.I stopped reading after that…

At Dallas Walmarts, No PC Game Left Behind

First off: Happy birthday, Kirk Cameron. Hope you got something nice for your birthday — maybe a copy of Charles Darwin’s On the Origin of Species? Or, perhaps, a video game based on a movie in which you appeared. How about … let’s see … Left Behind: Tribulation Forces. I…

At City Hall, a Call to “Complete the Streets”

Last week, the National Complete Streets Coalition announced that more than 100 cities across the U.S. have adopted at least some of its policies, with Lansing, Michigan and Rockville, Maryland, among the latest to seize the idea that the streets don’t belong just to cars. (Ah, yes. Here we go.)…

Over The Weekend: Wilco at the Palladium

WilcoPalladium BallroomOctober 9, 2009Better Than: Anything? Two songs into the set came the climactic moment: “A Shot in the Arm,” off 1999’s Summerteeth. Pure rumble and all rapture, the sound of a band falling apart as it comes together. Melody melts into noise–music as mercury–but nobody ever loses their place,…

A Desire Named Streetcar, Part 281

Streetcars have been on the city council and Dallas Area Rapid Transit’s radar since well before the May 23, 2008, book-club get-together at Dallas City Hall, during which city officials and downtown stakeholders got a talking-to from the authors of Street Smart: Streetcars and Cities in the 21st Century. But…

Everybody Gets Fried Butter!

A good Friend of Unfair Park who was out at the State Fair of Texas today sends word: OMFG, Oprah! Fried butter for everyone! Nice photo of the clusterflock at top — especially of WFAA’s Cynthia Izaguirre, who looks damned happy to be there — but this one’s the keeper…

Your Top 10 Finalists For the Mavs’ PA Gig

My father won’t be surprised: I won’t be the next voice of Your Dallas Mavericks. But one of these 10 men will: Rodney Blue, Doug Branch, KTCK’s Tom Gribble, Sean Heath, Chris Martin (no, not that one), Allan Peck, Michael Rey, KEGL’s Chris Ryan, Steve Sparks or Michael Taylor. The…

Dallas IRS Agent, Meet the FBI

Fernando Hernandez is a 33-year-old Internal Revenue Service employee working out of the Dallas office. Only, today he’s in federal custody after having been arrested by federal authorities, who dropped by Friday morning following a Dallas federal grand jury’s decision to indict Hernandez for just offering to help out a…

Having a Cow Over Derrill Osborn’s Auction

When my former colleague Christina Rees says Dallas print media needs to get off its ass and properly cover the visual arts, this probably isn’t exactly what she means. Nevertheless, I now direct your attention to the 350-plus cow paintings and sculptures and whatnots being auctioned off October 14 at…

So, Skin, What Flavor Is Dirk’s Hair?

The NBA thought so much of Jeff “Skin” Wade’s discourse on Dirk Nowitzki’s new-look old-school haircut (” … that is like late ’70s basketball, it’s got a lot of flavor, no one’s rockin’ it like that …”) from Monday night’s Channel 21 broadcast that it turned locks-talk into a minute-long…

How Much Did You Pay to Defend Don Hill?

Schutze and Merten are off in darkened corners finishing their City Hall corruption trial wrap-up (as in, What does it all mean?), so I’ll refer you to KXAS-Channel 5’s piece concerning the bill for the trial, which, the NBC affiliate says adds up to a whopping $750,000. That’s from the…