See, This Is Why We We’ve Stopped Leaving the House Altogether

City Hall clearly didn’t want a repeat of the Texas-OU towing fiasco, which is why it had extra parking enforcement officials out and about Fair Park today for the Cotton Bowl adios. After the jump, the city’s media release documenting the 10 citations doled out to folks directing game-goers into…

Sounds Like a Bloody Good Time

A good Friend of Unfair Park shot me a photo this week of an SUV parked in Lakewood sporting an advertisement for www.MenarcheParty.com, which helps you “Celebrate Girlhood to Womanhood.” Which, of course, sent me directly to the Web site, to which the missus responded with a bemused, albeit slightly…

Wow, Is It Already Time to Renew the Juvenile Curfew Ordinance?

Newcomers (and everyone else, let’s face it) probably don’t recall that when the Dallas City Council passed the Juvenile Curfew Ordinance in 1991, it was a long, contentious process that wound up in court, courtesy some teenagers’ folks who thought keeping 17-and-unders off the city streets after 11 p.m. was…

Bowling for Morning Items

Some random notes with which to start your final day of winter vacay. Last night I briefly toyed with the idea of attending the final Cotton Bowl to be held at the actual Cotton Bowl, but an anticipated record crowd of 88,175 — what you get when you combine a…

And Then There’s Maude

Meet the new year, same as the old year — at least when it comes to a certain resident of the Dallas Zoo. I so totally meant to make it out to the zoo this morning for the 11 a.m. Concerned Citizens for Jenny press conference (no kidding, 11 a.m.),…

2008 Should’ve Been The New Year’s Year

As the end-of-the-year best-of lists finish dropping off the assembly lines, they are, again as always, compendiums of the familiar, the expected, the reliable, the safe: TV on the Radio, Bon Iver, Fleet Foxes, Vampire Weekend, Santogold, MGMT, Portishead, Ne-Yo, so forth. Even The Lady of the Lake—which is to…

The End is Near

Justin Terveen It took a year, but I now feel the way this woman looked in downtown Dallas last New Year’s Eve. You’re now free to get your drink on — oh, little late for that, never mind. Regardless, we come now to the final posting of the year, a…

So Happens That People Really Do Wanna Live in Dallas, Awww

Survey says — this one, anyway — that people from outside of Dallas wouldn’t mind living in Dallas. In fact, it’s No. 8 out of the Top 10 cities in which folks have searched for new homes, right between suburbs in Seattle and Chicago. (Seattle, I can see that.) That’s…

Praise Be, SMU Gets a Grant to Restore Historic Blood of Jesus

The announcement came three weeks ago, but I just noticed on SMU’s Web site that National Film Preservation Foundation has given the university a generous donation so it can do the Lord’s work — in this case, preserving a pioneer filmmaker’s work about, well, the Lord. The G. William Jones…

Dora’s Crying. Mommy, Make it Stop.

On Page 13A of Your Morning Paper is Dora the Explorer, crying all over a full-page ad that screams: “Time Warner Cable is Taking Dora Off the Air Tonight! Along with 19 of your favorite channels!” Which is a bit of a stretch. Spike? Please. MTV? Since when? 1985? TV…