Foreign Accent Syndrome, Not Just a Great Band Name

This morning’s Wall Street Journal ticks off “plenty of unusual ailments that are quite real,” with Foreign Accent Syndrome topping the list. And, as it turns out, there’s a significantly local connection to this rare ailment, which involves folks with brain injuries (most of the time, anyway) rather suddenly and…

In Dallas, Home Prices Are Straight Outta the Summer of 2005

The graphic accompanying the release of the October 2008 S&P/Case-Shiller Home Price Indices looks like a country in free fall — home prices down some 20 percent from this time last year, sweet fancy Moses. Of course, locals will take cozy comfort in this paragraph from the morning news release:Dallas…

O Canada, Your Internet Shenanigans Vaguely Amuse Mark Cuban

After the jump, perhaps the most confusing video ever, featuring the likes of Mark Cuban, Jason Kidd, “Disco” Dirk Nowitzki (wha?) and other Dallas Mavericks during their sojourn to Canada a couple of weeks ago. The host is a YouTube put-on named Kayvon, who’s been known to hassle celebs during…

George & Laura Who? Ooooh, Right.

Friends of Unfair Park I like to call “Mom” and “Dad” suggested this photo op on Meaders Lane, where, from the looks of our drive last night, damned near every house between Preston and Inwood Roads appears to have one of these signs planted in the front yard — on…

Homer Simpson Is Not Amused

Sandwiched between reports of strangulations, strikings and stolen cars on Saturday’s Dallas Police Department crime report is this item from the Fiesta at 9727 Webb Chapel Road in Northwest Dallas: “AP ATE A CHOCOLATE DONUT AND LEFT WITHOUT PAYING FOR IT.” And, yes, “AP” means the guy was arrested –…

The Deep End: Dallas Fed’s Bleak Texas Manufacturing Survey

Moments ago, the Federal Reserve Bank of Dallas released its latest Texas Manufacturing Outlook Survey — a snapshot look at what folks are making, ordering and selling — and it’s not looking good, not surprisingly. As in:Texas factory activity deteriorated further in December, according to business executives responding to the…

“The Exonerator,” Texan of the Year

If you had Dallas County District Attorney Craig Watkins in your office’s Dallas Morning News Texan of the Year pool, well, collect your winnings. (This no doubt displeases Dallas County Commissioner Ken Mayfield, who says in the piece that Watkins and his DNA exonerations are “costing the taxpayers $480,000 per…

Texas Fight: After “Freakiness” in Dallas, Recruit Chose OU Over UT

Lufkin High School’s Jamarkus McFarland, a highly coveted defensive tackle, committed to the University of Oklahoma yesterday; Merry Christmas, Sooner Nation. And it’s a double kick to the Longhorns’ pants: The University of Texas had hoped to land the 6-foot-3, 280-pounder, but instead a post-Texas-OU party in Dallas helped McFarland…