If You Miss Barry Switzer Like I Miss Barry Switzer …

Then you won’t want to miss Barry Switzer on Monday night’s episode of Saving Grace, which, apparently, airs on TNT or something? Really more for Boomer Sooners than Cowboys fans, but holyhelldamncrap, that still looks awesome. A bigger version’s available here, by the way, for those who need their OU…

Does He Make You Randi, Dr. Ross?

James Randi, who, apparently, is the final frontier Last Friday, Unfair Park treated you to a video of Dr. Colin A. Ross demonstrating his professed ability to shoot beams of energy out of his eyes. But every guy with superpowers knows he’s only as good as his arch enemy. This…

Forget Dirk, Look at the Spaceman

Wasn’t all that excited about watching the Beijing 2008 Olympics opening ceremony on tape delay tonight, till I stumbled across this extraordinary 93-photo slide show courtesy a German newspaper — which, of course, features a couple of photos of Dallas Maverick Dirk Nowitzki, tapped a few days back as his…

Tony Bones, Up From the Street

Tony Bones’ Breakfast Bunch The great Tony Bones, whose artwork has decorated the likes of Zac Crain’s mayoral CD fundraiser and Unfair Park HQ and countless exteriors from here to NYC, will debut plenty of new work beginning tomorrow night at The Public Trust in Deep Ellum; opening-night reception runs…

Collins Street Bridge to Get Penetrated, Vibrated This Weekend

View Larger Map You probably don’t to want to drive between Dallas and Fort Worth this weekend — at least, not on I-30. Because beginning at 7 p.m. tonight, and lasting through Sunday night, the Texas Department of Transportation is going to reduce both eastbound and westbound I-30 to a…

Dallas Company Gives Bad Head

Well, it might be a bad head — a bad cow’s head, to be more specific. Because, see, yesterday Dallas City Packing, Inc., located just south of downtown, recalled nearly a million pounds of cattle heads after the USDA’s Food Safety and Inspection Service noticed that the company hadn’t completely…

Good Times Are in the Bag! Or Not, As Ice Investigation Continues.

For those concerned about the fate of Dallas-based Reddy Ice, which had its offices raided by in March by Department of Justice officials looking for evidence of price fixing, this morning The Wall Street Journal provides an update. Looks like the FBI discovered, via wiretapping, that some ice industry execs…

Dallas Is Back on the Horse?

Far as folks in Huntsville are concerned this morning, Dallas is back in the junk business. Walker County Sheriff’s Department deputies yesterday stopped a car loaded down with about $600,000 worth of black tar heroin, and while it was likely intended for Houston, chances are some it may have been…

Time Warner North Texas Ain’t Happy With Its Cell Service Either

On Tuesday morning, we received a rather unremarkable e-mail from Gary Underwood, spokesman for Time Warner Cable North Texas, in which he noted that the company’s main customer care telephone number (972-PICK-TWC, and how adorable is that?) was kaputs. Few hours later came another missive: Service has been restored. Only,…

Mary Suhm on Recommended Budget: “We Can’t Afford to Complain.”

Dallas City Manager Mary Suhm City Manager Mary Suhm today provided the city council — and the media, including Unfair Park’s brand-new Intern Courtney — with a sneak peak at the “recommended” 2008-’09 budget, which the Dallas city council won’t approve for another few weeks. Courtney brought back Suhm’s summary,…

This Show’s Gone to the Dogs

If you’ve wondered where I’ve been with all the snips, clips and blow-outs — and, from the deafening cries of outrage, not so much — I took a two-week hiatus from Shear Genius coverage because, well, nothing was really happening when it came down to our primary interest: co-owner of…

Cuban Will Have to Wait For This Hot Man-on-Man Action

Randy Couture, where we shop for edible underwear and coconut bras Looks like dreams of a Mark Cuban-sponsored mixed martial arts smackdown for the ages are on hold. For the last several months, Cuban’s HDNet cable network has been working behind the scenes to put on an MMA rumble between…

Dude, Sean, That Jersey Totally Clashes With Those Pants, Man

Stars general manager Les Jackson helps Sean Avery get dressed — just the way he likes it. For those who missed yesterday’s press conference, during which Sean Avery “officially” became a Dallas Star, here ’tis in its entirety courtesy the Stars. Interesting fact you probably did not know: He shares…

Yeah, But Who’s Gonna Notice?

A Friend of Unfair Park living in Denton sends along this warning, which greeted Pineapple Express riders yesterday at the Cinemark on Wind River Lane. “Water damage.” You mean, like this? –Robert Wilonsky…

Yes, Absolutely, Do It For Santos

Mark Graham As we mentioned in 2001, Santos Rodriguez is buried at Oakland Cemetery amongst Dallas’s elite. This is the kind of morning I dread. I wake up. I pour coffee. I turn to The Dallas Morning News editorial page. I read things there that make sense. I hate this…

So He’s Not Saint Boone Then?

What some Morning News readers are apparently discovering for the very first time today — T. Boone Pickens is really, really into money! — Los Angeles Times readers figured out, like, nine days ago in this opinion piece about who, precisely, will fund Pickens’ Plan: Well, Californians can clarify exactly…

Blockbuster Wins Some, Loses a Lot

On his blog last week, Carl Ichan noted that it was his idea to install Jim Keyes as chairman and CEO of Blockbuster and that Keyes “has saved approximately $100 million in operating costs over the past year, a laudable result.” Keyes has also managed to increase the Dallas-based company’s…

Dear “Delusional” in Dallas …

Wall Street Journal “Cheapskate” Neal Templin writes today about trying to ditch his Dallas house in a down market, in advance of his family’s relocation to the East Coast. In short, a house that went on the market in February for nearly half a mil didn’t get a single nibble…

Not Quite Ripe

Bottle Shock, which debuted at the Sundance Film Festival in January, is a great concept populated by great actors that works hard to make its audience feel great! Only, sadly, it’s far, far from a great movie—a little too sweet to the taste, almost sickly so. Indeed, it’s made-for-cable mediocre…