True Bromance

On the surface, Pineapple Express offers precisely what it advertises: a roll-’em-up, smoke-’em-up, blow-’em-up bromantic comedy from the freaks and geeks who have made Judd Apatow’s brand of stunted-man yuks a global franchise. Once more, Seth Rogen’s red-rimmed, half-shut eyes peek out from beneath his tousled Jewfro, which sits atop…

On Sale, T.J. Tees for True Patriots

On this slow news day, just a little Patriots-proud heads-up for, oh, I dunno, Meat Loaf, Olympic silver-medalist Michael Carter, former State District Judge Ron Chapman, Tupinamba main man Eddie Dominguez, former city manager Jan Hart-Black, Monkee Mike Nesmith, smoky-throated actress Brenda Vaccaro, WFAA-Channel 8 morning-show anchor Cynthia Izaguirre and…

DART Hearts DART

Here’s something else guaranteed to drive Schutze crazy: Dallas Area Rapid Transit’s love letter to Dallas Area Rapid Transit, produced to commemorate its 25th anniversary on August 13. Odd thing is, the production values of the video actually make it look and sound as though it was actually made in…

Yeah, So, Not Only Dave & Buster’s Had Its Credit Card Numbers Swiped

About three months back we noted the Department of Justice’s revelation that three hackers had managed to sneak into Dallas-based Dave & Buster’s credit-card system and sneak out with customers’ credit card numbers, expiration dates and security codes. Which was bad enough. Turns out, the international operation was much, much,…

Ross for Less

Pauline Medrano The real joke in the Ross Avenue name-change controversy is the Three Stooges double head-slap the three Latinos on the city council’s Trinity River Corridor Project committee are taking from Mayor Tom Leppert on this. In the first place, Mayor Pro Tem Elba Garcia talked Steve Salazar and…

Local Stonewall’er Garcia Steering Obama’s National LGBT Committee

Jesse Garcia Back in March, there was concern amongst some local Stonewall Democrats that the rift between its Hillary Clinton supporters and Barack Obama backers had become way too “intense.” In Clinton’s corner was Jesse Garcia, the organization’s president; in Obama’s, you had Stonewall Democrats of Dallas co-founder Gary Fitzsimmons,…

Just Wait Your Turn, Kids. The Mayor’s Getting His Picture Taken.

Daniel Rodrigue Daniel came back with plenty of photos from Tom Leppert’s haircut appointment this afternoon, which, as you’ll notice from the gaggle of cameramen crowded around the mayor, will go on record as the best-documented haircut in Dallas mayoral history. (Slide show, maybe?) Best part of the photo, though,…

They Cut Heads, Mayor Tom’s Included

Daniel Rodrigue We’re pretty sure Cedric Bolden pretended to cut Mayor Tom’s hair. Because it always looks the same. Always. Still, Leppert did get a lollipop afterwards. So cute. Unfair Park dropped by Cedric B’s on 321 S. Corinth at 3 today to watch Mayor Tom get his head cut…

The Good Green Stuff

David Gordon Green In The New York Times today, Richardson High School’s own David Gordon Green talks about transitioning from Indieland to Hollywood — specifically, how he went from making such elegiac films as George Washington and All the Real Girls to the stoner bromance Pineapple Express, which, you certainly…

The Trini River Parkway?

Now that the city council’s Trinity River Corridor Project Committee has recommended renaming Ross Avenue for Cesar Chavez — surprise, surprise, surprise — the great Emilio Velasquez Jr. has a suggestion that I think we should all take very, very seriously. I’ve pulled it out of the comments, because, frankly,…

Greyhound’s Unfortunate Ad Campaign

Following last week’s gruesome attack on one of its Canadian buses, Dallas-based Greyhound has yanked a nearly year-old ad campaign — this one, to be specific, which was aimed at the 18- to 24-year-old would-be bus rider. No doubt, a very wise move. Odd thing is, the ads were already…

Pardon, But Who’s Paying For the Solar-Powered Water Taxi Again?

Turn to Page 25 of your document, where you will find that a “shade structure take[s] the place of tree vegetation in this plaza preserving views of the downtown skyline and promenade.” Also: a solar-powered water taxi. And: jet packs for everyone! This morning, while the Dallas city council’s Trinity…

The Shock Wave Felt ‘Round the Amusement Park Business

Seems like the sound of fun no longer surrounds Six Flags, which, according to this front-page piece in this morning’s Wall Street Journal, is “weighed down by $2.4 billion of debt, and faces a $288 million payment to preferred stockholders next August.” The amusement park chain, founded in Arlington in…

Worst Restaurant Ever? Chilabee’s.

Someone totally not busted up about the shuttering of Plano-based Benningan’s last week? Jon Stewart, who, in the clip below, introduces the worst fast-casual concept since Shenaniganz. Speaking of, this morning there’s more bad news for Dallas-based Brinker International. –Robert Wilonsky…

A Grand Slam Breakfast

This morning, I believe — five games back of Boston for the wild card, no problem, not with Marlon Byrd at the plate with two outs and the bases loaded. Then again, the Rangers still have the White Sox, Twins and Yanks in their way as well. Won’t be easy…