On Paper, At Least, the Trinity River Park is Awesome and Amazing

Per the city’s Trinity River Park guidelines, this is a “rendering of West Dallas Lake Amphitheater used for concert venue and spectator viewing of fireworks.” Tomorrow, in addition to discussing the new name for Industrial Boulevard — spoiler alert: It’s Riverfront — the city council’s Trinity River Corridor Project Committee…

Extreme Home Demolition Makeover

Speaking of the council getting back to work, it looks as though the city is trying to speed up the process that allows the demolition of properties within historic districts. In about half an hour, the city council’s Public Safety Committee will meet to discuss, among other things, the streamlining…

Dallas to Give AT&T $11.5 Million, In Exchange for $2.2 Billion

At this very moment at City Hall, the city council’s Economic Development Committee is discussing myriad topics as it gets back to work, chief among them AT&T’s relocation to Dallas, as announced on June 27. This morning’s briefing includes further details about the move, including AT&T’s moving its air fleet…

The Scorsese of Lower Greenville

Look, when, on a Sunday afternoon, you get an e-mail from Avi Adelman bearing the subject line, “This is your face after telling the restaurant manager you want to smoke crack in the bathroom…,” you’re going to see it through to the end. Turns out, Avi has added to the…

Tatum O’Neal and the Fab Five: Must Be Summer Camp!

Tonight’s the big night; get your pom-poms ready for 8 p.m.. Should be fab — or, at least, Fab Five: The Texas Cheerleader Scandal — as Lifetime gets its hep on with a mean-girl makeover about those McKinney North High School cheerleaders. And, hey, Slate seems to think it’s a…

Colin Ross Has An Eyebeam of Energy He’d Like You to Hear

Daniel Rodrigue When we got up this morning, no way we imagined this photo is how we’d end the day. Wednesday, Unfair Park told you about Dr. Colin A. Ross — you remember, Cyclops? Based in Richardson, Ross applied to the James Randi Educational Foundation’s One Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge…

KTVT Misses Terrific Opportunity to Cross Promote Swingtown

The least Stephanie Lucero could have done last night, while busting wide open this swingers joint in McKinney, was toss off an obligatory Swingtown reference. C’mon, CBS’ hit series about swinging in the ’70s airs tonight at 9:03. (Sounds interesting: “Laurie and Doug interrupt her parents’ ‘after party’ with Brad…

Calm Down, People. Jenny’s Not Going Anywhere Till October.

Jenny Seriously, I hadn’t intended on writing another Jenny the elephant item this week — not even to point out this freshly minted Associated Press story about the zoo vs. sanctuary debate or to direct your attention to this ever-growing petition calling for her to be moved to The Elephant…

Josh Howard Has a Court Date — Not a Basketball One, Either

Sure, things can get a little slow in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, but, seriously, Josh Howard. Arrested? For drag racing? In a black Lexus? Yup: “The 28-year-old has been charged with drag racing, exceeding the posted speed limit, and reckless driving to endanger.” Guess it coulda been worse. Lesse — September…

One Step Forward, Ten Steps Backward

Joyce Foreman On her blog yesterday, former Dallas Area Rapid Transit board member and political activist Joyce Foreman posted an item in which she called Dallas city council member Dwaine Caraway “[Mayor] Leppert’s head Negro watcher at Dallas city hall.” There has been some tittering about it already today over…

Pony Express to Ride Again, If Only For Charity Auction This Month

Eric Dickerson, whose e-mail address still contains the word “ponyexpress,” no kidding. If nothing else, SMU’s trying awful hard to get the old ponies back into the stable after what’s felt like centuries of losing records. A month ago, the school announced that for the upcoming football season, June Jones’…

Mascot or Not? Turns Out, UTD’ers Loves Them Some Temoc After All.

Temoc Back in May, Merritt noted the University of Texas at Dallas’s search for a new mascot, one that would replace the rather lazily named Temoc — which, yes, is “Comet” backwards. News of the quest makes the latest issue of The Chronicle of Higher Edcucation’s subscription-only “Mascot Watch,” which…

We Aren’t Marshall: Volkswagen Wants Case Moved to Dallas

The U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Texas in Marshall is a popular venue for patent infringement lawsuits; as The New York Times pointed out in 2006, right after that famous Echostar-TiVo trial wrapped, “more patent lawsuits will be filed here this year than in federal district courts…

“Are You Looking at Her Boobs?” Or, More from The Fab Five.

Alternate head: “She’s gonna get trashy sluts.” Which is but one among many priceless lines of dialogue from Lifetime’s can’t-miss Fab Five: The Texas Cheerleader Scandal, which premieres Saturday at 8 p.m. and, of course, is based on the tale of those McKinney North High School girls gone wild. We…