Oh, Spider, We Found Your Cocaine Jesus. Feds Got Him.

Not Cocaine Jesus, but can you imagine? Courtesy The Smoking Gun comes the tale of the Cocaine Jesus. (Finally, a name for our new band!) And, yes, you can see where this is going: “Federal agents last week arrested a Mexican national for allegedly paying a woman to smuggle into…

Dallas Motorcycle Riders Are Doing Arthur Fonzarelli Very Proud

A Friend of Unfair Park sends us a link to an online petition virtually circulating amongst local motorcycle and scooter enthusiasts demanding City Hall create “off street motorcycle parking in all public parking lots, whether privately or municipally owned.” The petition offers myriad reasons for such a demand, including “skyrocketing”…

DISD: A Hiring Freeze, Wasted Millions and a Missing Audit. Awesome.

Why is this man smiling? No, seriously. Over on The Dallas Morning News’ DISD Blog, Kent Fischer has posted a memo sent today from Kimberly Olson, the district’s chief human development officer, to its executive leadership team and all district principals. In short, the district has instituted a hiring freeze,…

It’s Not Hard to be a St. on the Katy

Courtesy FOCH Investments The St. Regis, as it will appear, more or less, upon completion Maybe you remember how, last month, Sam posted something about the proposed St. Regis Hotel on the Katy Trail and the opposition to the development. Well, opposition be damned — with all due apologies, Mrs…

Al Green

Lay It Down is easily the right Rev.’s best in five years—in other words, since his last Blue Note outing. This time around, though, a myriad of acolytes pay homage to the golden-throated god by guesting on a disc almost as essential as anything in the Hi Records back catalog…

The Mindgrapes of Sports Agent Drew Rosenhaus, Who Hates You

Kenneth Shropshire, director of the Wharton Sports Business Initiative at the University of Pennsylvania, has authored a second edition of his invaluable and utterly readable The Business of Sports Agents. The author of six books on sports and bidness today offers a sneak preview of the tome, which has been…

Catching Up with “The Rock Star of the Bee,” Samir Patel

Samir Patel, back when he was belle of the Bee Surely, you know the heartbreaking tale of Colleyville’s Samir Patel — the spelling wunderkind who always seemed to come this close to clinching the Scripps National Spelling Bee title before dropping the proverbial clevis. Well, a year after his final…

Shareholders’ Proposals Run Out of Gas at Exxon Shindig at Meyerson

The protesters outside the ExxonMobil shareholders meeting this morning Things are ugly-ish here at the Morton H. Meyerson Symphony Center, site of ExxonMobil’s annual shareholders get-together. This morning, media outnumbered protesters two-to-one; Enough’s enough, looks like. But at the actual meeting ExxonMobil’s board of directors recommended the shareholders vote against…

Jessica Simpson Wants You To “Come On Over.” Do You Dare?

Back in January, we warned you that Jessica Simpson was recording a country album — though, really, how she finds the time. Anyway, a single from the disc has been leaked-released, and we’re ever so … um … pleased? … proud? … well, something to provide you with the sneakiest…

GameStop Faces Its Future, and It Looks a Lot Like … Mom

Grapevine-based GameStop, branded damned near recession-proof only last month, gets a lengthy looking-over from Fortune this week in a piece not online. And while the joint’s making money thumb over fist — it’s expected to move one out of every five copies of Grand Theft Auto IV sold in the…

The Back of Josh Hamilton’s Head Has Never Looked Prettier

Sam Merten’s most favoritist ball player in the history of leather and wood graces the cover of this week’s Sports Illustrated, and as beautiful as the cover is, Albert Chen’s story is even better. The title: “The Super Natural.” The lead: Josh Hamilton is at peace now, at peace even…

Texas Instruments Is Now in the Immigration Reform Business, Kinda

During the first quarter of 2008, Texas Instruments chipped in $900,000 to lobbyists around the greater D.C. area — get it? Chipped in? Well, so says the Associated Press today after glancing at Dallas-based Texas Instruments’ filings, which reveal that the company’s doled out much green during the first quarter…