Jerry Jones Still Drinking Miller Lite

Those wondering which beer you’ll be guzzling at Jerry Jones’ new billion-dollar stadium in Arlington come the 2009-’10 season and way beyond, wonder no more: Courtesy The Landry Hat, we now know it’ll still be Miller Lite, blech. So says Street & Smith’s Sports Business Journal, which brings news of…

Caraway Cares About The Kids

Deputy Mayor Pro Tem Dwaine Caraway Deputy Mayor Pro Tem Dwaine Caraway has been sort of on my case ever since I wrote an article this article in the paper version of Unfair Park in March. He says I made him out to be a grandstander and a flim-flam man,…

Dallas Moving Company Gets a National Spanking on The Consumerist

To be honest, you might not want to use this coupon … Apparently, Regal Row-based Ultimate Van Lines picked the wrong folks to mess with. Because today, the 4-year-old Dallas moving company gets a proper smackdown on Gawker Media-affiliated The Consumerist, where one unhappy family writes that Ultimate’s been holding…

Before Tomorrow’s Shareholder Showdown, Exxon Severs Some Ties

In advance of tomorrow’s ExxonMobil shareholders get-together at the Morton H. Meyerson Symphony Center — always a good time — the Irving-based oil behemoth announced today it will no longer fund some groups who insist global warming ain’t got nothing to with people. Among the organizations to which Exxon’s cut…

Get Smart: New Meters A-Comin’.

The Wall Street Journal notes that an international utility-meter company will announce today that it’s got a $360-million deal with Oncor Electric Delivery Co. to install so-called “smart” meters for three million homes and small businesses in Dallas. Notes the piece: “The meters will send readings wirelessly, giving consumers and…

Rather Than Offer a Simple “Sorry,” Fantroy Instead Chooses Prison

Former city council member James Fantroy, who chose prison over apology. This just in from KTVT-Channel 11, for those spending time indoors this Memorial Day: Former Dallas city council member James Fantroy, found guilty in February of embezzling about $21,000 held in trust for Paul Quinn College’s community development fund,…

The City of Dallas and Its Shiny, Distracting Thing

Apparently, we haven’t wasted enough time trying to choose a new name for Industrial Boulevard. Because now, through Friday at 5 p.m., you can offer your half-cent’s worth in the city’s so-called “Public Interest Survey” by picking and clicking on one of the six contenders: Cesar Chavez Boulevard, Eddie Bernice…

Mad for El Madmo: Or, The Best Norah Jones Album Ever?

The blond superhero at right looks awful familiar. How’d this slip past? Because damned near two years to the day since we first mentioned it, Norah Jones’ smart-assed, foul-mouthed, guitar-based, piano-adiosed side project El Madmo’s gone legit with a nifty full-lengther barely released earlier this week and available for sneaking…

In Downtown Dallas, Perhaps, a Streetcar Named Common Sense

Just came back from the “streetcar workshop” in the basement of City Hall. A bunch of trolley experts from around the country talked to a small crowd of downtown policy wonks, wonkettes and wonkerinas about building a trolley system in downtown. And guess what? It looks like the best idea…

FLDS Mothers Respond to State’s Response in Texas Supreme Court

The Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints now has a Web site documenting children being taken from their mothers. Breaking news: Unfair Park just received from the Texas Supreme Court the response filed moments ago by attorneys representing some of the FLDS mothers who want their children returned…

South Dallas Native and WWII Vet Publishes His Memoirs

A few days before Memorial Day, Los Angeles-based preservationist Susan Deal Booth has posted to The Huffington Post an essay about her father, World War II veteran Harry William Deal, who served aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise. Susan also runs a publishing house, through which she just published her father’s memoirs…

So, How Illuminating Was Last Night’s White Rock Lake Light Chat?

A Chicago “traditional lighting” manufacturer offers one perspective on the proposed lights around White Rock Lake. Last night’s meeting concerning the installation of lights around White Rock Lake got “heated,” says KTVT-Channel 11’s Jay Gormley. (Didn’t really look it on WFAA-Channel 8, but, ya know.) Nonetheless, Chip Northrup — a…

Local 13-Year-Old Now Holds Guitar Hero World Record. Or Does He?

Turns out that last week’s 24-hour Guitar Hero III fund-raiser, during which Mayor Tom displayed the most awkward rock moves in this history of fake plastic guitars, was good for more than raising money. Word’s circulating this a.m. that a 13-year-old from Grapevine, Daniel Johnson, set a Guinness World Record…

Pacman Gobbles Up a Felony Arrest Warrant in Las Vegas

Breaking Adam “Pacman” Jones news this a.m., courtesy the Las Vegas Sun, which is reporting that the Clark County District Attorney’s Office has issued a felony arrest warrant for the Dallas Cowboys’ latest and greatest. The warrant was issued late last night, as Jones hasn’t paid $20,000 in gambling debts…