James Lee Woodard to 60 Minutes: Hope Is “All A Man Has”

As noted yesterday, 60 Minutes on Sunday will profile Dallas County District Attorney Craig Watkins — specifically, his office’s partnering with the Innocence Project to free prisoners using DNA evidence. Moments ago, CBS News posted a sneak peek at this weekend’s episode: The video clip below is from the first…

Look, All I Need’s a Million. Pay Ya Back, Swear Ta God.

The Round House on Baxtershire Drive — which I’ve always thought would make a great set piece for a James Bond movie, retro porn or, more recently, an Entourage episode — is for sale. For $1,075,000, sure, but it still seems like a bargain for this legendary abode built over…

Craig Watkins Gets His 60 Minutes of Fame This Sunday

Just yesterday, during our weekly staff meeting at Unfair Park HQ, we were wondering when 60 Minutes was going to run its profile of Dallas County District Attorney Craig Watkins. Turns out, you can set your DVR to this very Sunday, when former KXAS and WFAA reporter Scott Pelley offers…

With Mavs, Everything Must Go!

Richie’s out the door, which doesn’t stop our Friends from sending along photos snapped at the American Airlines Center last night, during Stars-Sharks Game 5. Says the Friend who passed along this photo from the gift shop, where, apparently, Dallas’ one-and-done NBA franchise is completely cleaning house, from the head…

Richie Opens an Expansion Franchise

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? The Dallas Observer sports blog, duh. Right about now, we commence our sports exclusive blog, The Sportatorium. Unfair Park, of course, remains the award-winning trunk of our mighty blogosphere oak, where you’ll still get sportsy whatsits and the daily…

A New Unfair Park Feature: Name The Person or Place in That Old Photo!

From the Collections of the Texas/Dallas History and Archives Division, Dallas Public Library Whilst dealing with the very helpful Beth Andresen in the Dallas Public Library’s photo division, for the artwork accompanying Schutze’s item from yesterday about DART, I came across some unidentified photos on the Texas/Dallas History & Archives’s…

UT Dallas Needs a New Mascot, Pronto

This “Comet-like character” is among the proposed mascots for the University of Texas at Dallas. As a former University of Texas at Dallas co-ed, I can safely say it was never clear exactly what we were. Allow me to clarify: For some sports, we were the Comets, local and proud…

Frank Campagna to Nurture Roger Waters’ Pig Tomorrow

The above video comes from Roger Waters’ Sunday-night performance at Coachella, where, during a performance of Pink Floyd’s 1977 song “Pigs,” his giant inflatable swine took off into the night sky. Alas, it was recovered two days later — a few miles away from the SoCal site of the festival…

UT Southwestern VP Serves Local Media Some Whine and “Poppycock”

Dr. Kern Wildenthal is defended today by UT Southwestern’s executive VP for academic affairs A couple of weeks back, we pointed your attention to an essay in the subscription-only Chronicle of Philanthropy, in which Pablo Eisenberg, a senior fellow at the Georgetown University Public Policy Institute, insisted that the Dallas…

Bush, a Giant Among Comedians

Shealah Craighead/White House Swore I wasn’t gonna mention Jessica Simpson for at least one more day, but this one’s too good not to mention — because when the President of the U.S. and A. uses her name as a punch line, well, we are through the looking glass. The New…

Here Comes the Bride. Yawn.

In Made of Honor, Patrick Dempsey plays a conveniently rich and willfully single serial “fornicator” slowly but surely domesticated by his unspoken love for longtime BFF Hannah (Michelle Monaghan), who’s on her way to Scotland to marry Mr. Right Now since Mr. Right’s too chickenshit to say boo before her…

To Hell with the Mavericks. How ‘Bout them Chaparrals?

If you’re looking for the proper way to lament-ebrate today’s firing of Dallas Mavericks head coach Avery Johnson — who, yes, loses his gig whilst Texas Rangers skipper Ron Washington keeps his, as so many of you have pointed out — look no further than this eBay auction featuring an…

The Dork Knight Returns

Daniel Rodrigue See, stuff like happens all the time at Valley View. But at NorthPark, not as often. As we mentioned in yesterday’s missive from NorthPark Center — where, on Monday, all manner of chaos was brought about by a viral marketing campaign for The Dark Night — Arlington prog-rocker…