Avery’s Out!

That’s what ESPN — and 32 e-mails in my in-box — says. I’ll take all of yer words for it, as I am out as well. To lunch. Richie? –Robert Wilonsky…

Lee Trull, Prepare Your Keister to Be Kissed

Lee Trull For a freelance actor-writer, being hired for the new resident company at Dallas Theater Center is like being called up from the minors to the big leagues. And for all-around utility player Lee Trull, it also means being the first Dallas actor to be named to the nine-member…

When It Comes to Downtown Rail, Tomorrow Looks Like Yesterday

From the Collections of the Texas/Dallas History and Archives Division, Dallas Public Library Pacific Avenue, circa 1920 In last week’s paper version of Unfair Park, I wrote about the mess we’re going to have next year when Dallas Area Rapid Transit spills a whole new rail line of traffic down…

Now, Where Did We Put Our Post-Season Bong?

Brandon Bass. There. Now that I’ve addressed the positives from the Mavericks’ short-circuited post-season, let’s move on to trying to sort out the shit. Get comfy. It starts, of course, with the head coach. Avery Johnson must be fired. Now. Because of his micro-managing, defiant devotion to his blessed “system”…

Rockefeller Heirs Demand Exxon Look to the Future

John D. Rockefeller John D. Rockefeller’s heirs today demanded that Irving-based ExxonMobil — otherwise known, way back when, as Standard Oil — get its head out of its oil drum and start looking into “renewables and alternative fuels,” pronto. Said Peter O’Neill, the Rockefellers’ liason to the ExxonMobil cartel and…

Pizza Hut Park is Very Versatile

I’m gonna invite Josh Howard over to watch, on a loop, this FC Dallas-provided video of Pizza Hut Park as it goes from soccer venue to hosting Jimmy Buffett and Edgefest within a four-day period, all whittled down to 110 triumphantly scored time-lapsed seconds. –Robert Wilonsky…

Yo, Mavs, The End’s Not Near

Yeah, I know. The end is near. The Mavs packed their white flags and vacation itineraries on the flight to New Orleans yesterday. They are six-point underdogs against the Hornets tonight and, according to NBA history, have about a nine percent chance of rallying from down 3-1 to win the…

Just Who Were All Those Clowns at NorthPark Last Night, Anyway?

Daniel Rodrigue Bobby Cunningham, left, and brother Jon were among the clowns to gather on a NorthPark parking garage yesterday afternoon. It started with coordinates posted to a movie studio’s promotional Web site; it ended with chaos, confusion and, finally, a movie trailer. A dozen cities — among them, New…

The Times Wonders, Wither the Mavs? And: T.O. Sued By the Eagles.

Really, the title of Avery Johnson’s new book gets a little funnier every day. Two sports shorts with which to commence the day, before the Dallas Mavericks end it ’round 8:30ish with yet another first-round shalom, y’all. Howard Beck in The New York Times documents yesterday’s Mavs practice that wasn’t…