Cirque du Soleil Conjures Roma Magic

The Winter Olympics might be in full swing on the other side of the planet, but on Wednesday Cirque du Soleil brings a little bit of Eastern Europe to Frisco. We’re not talking about unfinished hotels and captured orca whales, or anything else that might jump to your mind at…

Auto Erotica

Ahhh, the DFW Auto Show, that consumerist orgy. This year, it has more than half a million square feet of exhibit space featuring nearly every make and model of cars, trucks and SUVs. Just hundreds and hundreds of shiny new vehicles ready for your close inspection — once you clear…

Still Under Godspell’s Spell

If you had to do a thesis for graduation, you probably spent months and months on minutiae — manipulating data, shedding tears and mining sources only to complete a document that nobody has looked at since it was filed in your graduation paperwork. Does anyone ever do a graduate thesis…

The Princess Rules

You tried so hard to keep those damn princesses out of your house: blanket Disney bans, female-empowerment board books, pretend lab coats instead of tiaras. But when your daughter leaves your house, she’s confronted with propaganda for the princess industrial complex at every turn. Her friends have princess sneakers, princess…

Hey, Mofo, It’s a Play!

If plays could be judged on their titles alone, this one would sweep every awards show including Nickelodeon’s Kids Choice just because. It’s called The Motherfucker with the Hat and it regionally premieres at Kitchen Dog Theater (3120 McKinney Ave.) on Valentine’s Day, natch. Motherfucker is a tale of vengeance…

Name-Checking Chekhov

Family almost always makes the best subject for ensemble comedies because it’s easy for anyone to relate to and it’s cathartic to laugh at the aggravating, frustrating exploits of a group of people who aren’t related to you. Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike, the Tony Award-winning play being…

Bring Bob Costas Back RTFNow

Bob Costas, two nights ago, you won the Olympics. You were sitting there, with your double broken eyes, listening to one of those boring in-between-actual-events stories that Mary Carillo is forced by producers to do so that the world can take a bathroom break. And when the story was over,…

Flappy Bird: In Memoriam

We hardly knew you, Flappy Bird. It’s been just over a week since you first began to pump your little wings on my iPhone, and just like that your creator has returned you to a cage, calling you “addictive” and “a problem.” I know why the caged bird sings, Maya…

Have a Heart and Make One at West Elm

West Elm is hosting “Craft a Work of Heart” from 6 to 8 p.m. Tuesday at Mockingbird Station benefiting St. Jude Research Hospital in Memphis. Here’s the deal, for every paper heart created, West Elm will donate $1 to St. Jude’s. Their goal is to “set the world record for…

Delilah Buitron on The Rise of Flamenco, Her Career and Dallas’ DNA

Valentine’s Day aside, The Rise of Flamenco would be a sexy way to spend any Friday night. Lucky for romantics, Orchestra of New Spain, Dallas Flamenco Festival and Danielle Georgiou Dance Group collaborated on a show for this weekend, just in time to save your previously lackluster dinner plans. This…

Death and the Powers: Robots Are Coming. And They Can Sing.

Robert Orth is splayed on his back, flailing his arms and legs from side to side with big, heavy flops. “Rememmmmberrr!” he wails in a rich, lyrical voice. “The memory chamber! Touch, too much. Too much unremembered!” He uses his legs to drag his body across the floor of the…

I Went to the Theater and Left With Blood On My Pants

My sister and I are standing in line at the bar just outside the theater when across the room a pay phone rang. I remember whispering something to her like, “You go answer it.” Of course, she refuses. Because she’s a spoilsport and because we are almost at the front…