Here, There

1/4 Long before there was the instant gratification of e-mail and cell phone communication, the inexpensive and always welcome picture postcard was one of the world’s premier forms of long-distance contact. If on a vacation to some exotic place, you would step into a local drugstore, spend a nickel for…

Evel Still Prevails

1/2 Lately, we’ve gotten a hankering for insane daredevil stunts on two wheels. Much like hunger for a midnight snack, it simply must be satiated. But we’ve run into two problems. First, our Vespa’s in the shop, and second, Evel Knievel, who is coming to town to sign autographs at…

Blast Back

1/2 There’s a play that I know, used to be in the show. It’s a blast from the past, and it’s on this weekend, don’t you know. Take my hand, it’s not wrong. Can’t we all just get along? Wet your pants, learn to dance, be yourself, take a chance…

Fat Chance

1/4 With more money than God, a personal chef and a personal trainer, Oprah Winfrey apparently still can’t get a grip on her corpulence. We’ve seen evidence of her excesses off and on through the years, and every new season of the media mogul’s top-rated TV talk show reveals whether…

Freak Show

1/2 For a story superficially concerned with a matter of inches, John Cameron Mitchell and Stephen Trask’s Hedwig and the Angry Inch has proven to have the legs of a marathon runner. To call it a “rock opera” is most succinct, but the description ultimately sells the central character and…

Mountainous Achievement

Anthony Minghella’s magnificent film version of the Civil War epic Cold Mountain has much more going for it than Hollywood grandeur. Beyond its striking set pieces and gruesome battle scenes populated with thousands of extras, in addition to its movie-star glamour–Jude Law and Nicole Kidman are like beautiful pieces of…

House of Pain

For those who pay no mind to Oprah, the dispute at the heart of House of Sand and Fog concerns the occupancy of a run-down little bungalow just inland from the northern California coast. It’s not much of a place, really. And to get a glimpse of the Pacific you’d…

Forget It

Seems a little early for a remake of Minority Report, but when your movie’s all about seeing and forgetting the future, who’s gonna remember Paycheck anyway? Like Steven Spielberg’s film of long-ago 2002, in which Tom Cruise sees the future and goes on the run to change it, John Woo’s…

H2O 4 NYE

Research for a piece about a local New Year’s celebration that features both surviving members of 1980s chart tyrants Hall & Oates, Daryl Hall and John Oates, led us away from the eight-track player and into the city. We trolled the streets in search of an outsider’s perspective. You know,…

This Week’s Day-By-Day Picks

Thursday, December 25 The inaugural use of our just-turned-17 drivers license was to see Hagfish at Trees, and it was a defining moment in our rocker girlhood. Despite the fishnets and purple hair, we still blushed when singer George Reagan tossed us a lit cigarette fresh from his lips and…

Gym Dandy

It’s New Year’s resolution time again, and now we have to revisit the same goals we set last year. Our personal favorite is to lose weight, and we’ve succeeded–and failed, and succeeded again, and failed again. Oddly enough, though, we never could yo-yo for real. But maybe you understand our…

Come Together

12/26 Christmas is for kids. I’ll admit it, even though I love to put garland on my door with twinkling white lights and bright red apple ornaments. Even though I still bought some resemblance of a Christmas tree in the form of a foot-tall fern with gold trimmings to prop…

Cheers to You

12/28 I’ve been obsessed with cheerleading competitions since fourth grade. After two sessions with a coach who gave me cheer and my parents a run for their money, I stood on one very shaky leg and tried out for the squad. Despite the French braid crafted from my permed bi-level…

Run Away

12/25 It’s possible that after the kids wake you up at 6 o’clock Christmas morning and tear open the goodies, they’ll be bored and restless by the time early afternoon saunters around. Fortunately, the Cinemark IMAX theater has an alternative activity with Disney’s first made-for-IMAX feature premiering on the much-larger-than-life…

Tiny Bubbles

12/29 Before the flute even presses against the lips, a tingling mist flutters from the delicate bubbles. Enchanting champagne, the mender of worry, the lover of laughter. It lingers on your tongue and lifts your mood, transforming a stern face into a blooming smile. After a glass or two, the…

Laugh Riot

12/31 The same year in which we surrendered our last pair of footy pajamas, we didn’t laugh on New Year’s Eve. Instead, with one hand over our eyes and the other gripping a plastic glass of cold duck, we shivered in terror through a New Year’s Eve marathon of black-and-white…

Lies My Father Told Me

For all of its inspired side trips down Imagination Lane (let’s call it that, because the “memories” of protagonist Edward Bloom are too majestic to be trusted and too affecting to be discounted), Big Fish is ultimately about one thing: the relationship between a son about to become a father…

Upper Middle Earth

You know how it’s often the ones we love whose flaws are most apparent? Well, when it comes to The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, I am smitten. This film is a miracle, an extravaganza equal to its predecessors and in some ways more stunning. It…

Barely Passing

The Mona Lisa Smile in question belongs, of course, to its star, Julia Roberts. Why? For no particular reason, actually. It’s just what Italian professor Bill Dunbar (Dominic West) calls her–Mona Lisa, perhaps because he’s an Italian professor possessing few points of reference outside the works of da Vinci. But…

Lucky in Love

William H. Macy’s plain-vanilla features and hang-dog screen demeanor have served him well. Who could resist him as the clueless car dealer who hatched the disastrous kidnapping plot in Fargo, or as the distraught husband of a frisky porn star in Boogie Nights? A splendid character actor with a gift…

Rémy, Hero

Evidently, the French-Canadian writer-director Denys Arcand has a tremendous capacity for dividing the art-movie/film-fest crowd into enemy camps. Arcand’s fans see him as a vibrant wit with a supple mind, capable of juggling many ideas at once and spicing his quirky analyses of contemporary society with playful asides and deadeye…

Open Toad

Dallas theatergoers can be aggressively vocal with their opinions. Some audience members open their gobs and offer audible reviews of a show while a performance is in progress. This sort of behavior may be appropriate at a gladiator ring or topless revue, but it is generally frowned upon at an…