Celebrate National Pie Day at Emporium Pies This Wednesday

Good news, those of you whose New Year’s resolutions have expired, this Wednesday is National Pie Day! Not to be confused with Pi Day, which is on March 14, or 3.14 for you nerds out there, Pie Day is the day in which we celebrate the miracle of pie. Pie…

The Real Honest Coca-Cola Ad

Coca-Cola has a long history of capturing our imaginations through advertising. Polar bears and the northern lights. Olympic athletes. A rosy-cheeked Santa holding a glass of the elixir. However, recently Coca-Cola has stepped up to the scale and released their first anti-obesity ad. Coca-Cola sits us down on the sofa…

The Chicken Nugget Bonanza You Never Asked For

Until recently, the chicken nugget biz was a two-player game. McDonald’s ruled the roost with their all-powerful tempura style, while Wendy’s occupied a smaller cult market with a more “breadcrumby” version. Both have their merits and their die-hard loyalists, but now two new competitors have entered the ring: Burger King…

Yelp to Add Restaurant Health Inspection Grades to Site

Yelp is adding restaurant health inspection grades to its restaurant pages. The reports, however, aren’t based on customer reviews, but rather city-provided health score information. Yelp has already launched the new feature in San Francisco. New York is next and then it will gobble up the rest of the country…

These are the Best Freaking Store Bought Cookies Ever

Tom Thumb has been touting a new line of cookies lately, displayed in evil temptation just before the produce section. For weeks now, the faddish bags have been on sale for just 250 pennies. The deal with the cookies is they’re wafer thin. Almost chip-like. They’re small enough to pop…

Top Chef Seattle: We Want To Eat Valentine’s Eggduckengoose.

Last week, when they teased this week’s episode of Top Chef: Seattle, Padma promised me that the chefs would battle it out during restaurant wars. I was really excited to see Viking Valentine with an axe, or maybe Merman Valentine busting out a trident on someone’s ass. But it didn’t…

Tasting Balcones Texas Single Malt Whiskey

Yesterday we pointed out the mention of Balcones Texas Single Malt Whiskey in The New York Times as part of a larger discussion about malt whiskeys and their recent domestic rise. Today I got a bottle of the stuff. It tastes like this… When it comes to whiskey, I am…

Stampede 66’s Bright Lights

In a small, fenced parcel, presumably somewhere in Texas, two perfectly dressed cowboys wrestle a young calf to the ground. They use their knees to pin the animal to the dirt while a third cowboy holds a thick length of metal in the smoldering coals of a fire in the…

30 Essential Texas Restaurants to Visit Before You Die

Texas is defined in many ways by many different people. But there are at least three things anyone can agree on when it comes to the Lone Star State: barbecue, Tex-Mex and steaks. This is the holy trinity of Texas cuisine — foods that compose our most firmly entrenched food…

Missing My Cricket Tacos at Stampede 66

There’s a lot of hubub about the tacos served at Stampede 66, but I’m having a hard time embracing the enthusiasm. First of all, they start at $4 a piece, pricy no matter how good the service is at Stephan Pyles’ latest restaurant, but they also lack the authentic, gritty…

Texans Make Scotch Whiskey Better Than the Scots Do

Shame on us for not seeing this sooner. A Waco distillery whooped up on the Scots in the whiskey distillin’ business a month ago. They won Best in Glass, a recent whiskey competition, beating names I’m sure you’ll recognize like Macallan and Glenmorangie, just to name two. See also: -…

Vegetarians on Notice: Showdown in the Freezer Aisle

Yesterday the meat processing industry’s trade magazine, Meatingplace, posted a new article for their “Activist Watch” column about a much needed communication plan for American farmers after a year of pink slime, gestation crates and slaughterhouse headlines. Certainly the industry has taken a punch. (It could be argued that it’s…