In her never-ending pursuit to murder her colon, this week the Cheap Bastard spends a few nickels at Texas Garden, 8420 Park Lane, and a few other places that were the same place or something. Drips of water that fell from the ceiling onto the counter as I waited for…
Billed as Carrollton’s Koreatown, the Furneaux Creek Village Shopping Center is packed with Korean restaurants, a karaoke lounge and a pool hall featuring pocketless tables. There’s a Mozart Bakery & Cafe, with its rich-smelling coffee punching you in the nose upon entrance, and an IHOP that stands out like a…
While researching Tto Tto Wa Bistro, the subject of this week’s review, I read everything I could on an Asian delicacy that’s become a personal obsession: Korean fried chicken. The earliest reference I could find to the stuff served in the States was in John T. Edge’s book Fried Chicken,…
So, did you say you were planning a trip to New Orleans for Mardi Gras? And wanted to take back roads? Figured. It can be a really beautiful drive. Weaving in and out of the tall pine trees on nearly desolate soft rolling two-lane highways. Ahh … take a deep…
Anastacia Quiñones is just one week into her new job as chef at the modern Mexican cuisine spot Komali. The Dallas native attended the Culinary Institute of America in New York, then fell in love with San Francisco after just several hours visiting. After working there for a few years,…
While temperatures might be more complementary to poolside Popsicle-licking than steaming heaps of comfort food, it’s safe to assume there are a few more brisk days ahead of us. In honor of the season, we’ve put together a slideshow of Dallas’ winter pastas, so delicious it’s guaranteed to stimulate your…
Late last night Pegasus News reported Horne & Dekker, the spot known for its popular Hangover Brunch, had closed. The story hit the twitterverse and reactions were pretty consistent. Not many readers were surprised. Neither was I. Last summer I was a Dallas newb. I had a handful of restaurant…
Welcome to the return of The Box. Last time, Trailercakes turned our big box of crap into two delicious cupcakes. This time, Chef Matt McCallister of Campo will get a chance to turn a box of chips, hot dogs and wine coolers into something that’s actually edible. Here’s the challenge,…
While I loved the whole thing, there are some stand-out lines in Lauren’s recent cover story on the state of Dallas dining. Matt McCallister’s quotes are priceless, but there’s also a bite from Brian Luscher that has stayed with me. Fifteen years ago — hell, even five years ago –…
Alexander Nham writes about breakfast for City of Ate. It’s not his full-time job, though. Although that would be a sweet full-time job. Moving from north to south has been tough, no way around it. Some things I take as a birthright are nowhere to be found around Dallas: Italian…
In Happy Endings, foodbitch goes on the hunt for Dallas’ unsung and unsurpassed desserts. Today: Homemade Rum Cake at Mr. Sushi in Addison. Sometimes you don’t go looking for a memorable dessert. Sometimes you’re just sitting there, finishing a literal boatload of delicious sushi, when the gong drums sound and…
Vietnam in East Dallas is the quintessential hole-in-the-wall spot that serves up amazing, traditional pho. And when Chef Matt McCallister mentioned this 16-year-old eatery as one of his favorites in a recent interview, it was time to revisit. The particular pho in the photo above is No. 79 from Vietnam’s…
Foodbitch’s inboxes fill each day with a metric shit-ton of offers, flash sales and discounts. Here are some of this week’s best. Gilt Taste: Pastranomy pastrami sandwich pack for $78.99 Are you into deli meats? I mean really into deli meats? No, I’m not telling you to hit up your…
I think I’m getting into the groove. My first hurdle with meatless Monday was just remembering that today was Monday, and I wasn’t supposed to eat meat on Mondays. (What day is it again?) I solved that with a calendar reminder that goes off every Monday morning and says, “It’s…
My extent of beer knowledge is limited. I know that I like it on occasion. I know that Jesse Hughey knows a lot. I know that there is new stuff popping up all the time. And I know that if you want to be a brew master, you should grow…
So I ate the world’s hottest chili this weekend. The Trinidad Scorpion pepper was measured at 1.4 million Scoville Heat Units last year, usurping the Bhut Jolokia as the king of capsaicin. It’s slowly taking over many of the hot sauce offerings at chili conventions as the most popular pepper…
On my first pilgrimage to Deep Ellum’s Black Swan Saloon, I walked right past the place, thinking the small, windowed room was just an extension of La Grange. There’s no sign to speak of; I had to consult my iPhone (“Siri, where the fuck am I?”) and double back to…
This week, the Cheap Bastard eats at the Purple Onion, 1838 Irving Blvd., 214-747-0101. The place has a picture of a Viking on the wall, yet she neglects to make any Spam-Spam-Spam jokes. That’s it, then. Alice is out of the audio-video club. Number of pictures on the wall of…
The wife and I were doing some house-hunting on Saturday morning and, after an unsuccessful showing, our realtor asked whether we wanted to try a new burger place. Being that I edit a blog that’s more or less devoted to chronicling every sizzle produced by every patty of wet meat…
City of Ate reported recently that the Texas Department of State Health Services had proposed new rules for the Cottage Food Law that passed last year, designed to make it easier for home bakers to peddle their deliciousness. The law required DSHS to establish specific rules for the home-baker business…
I’m not sure the men’s restroom is where you want to spend a significant portion of your time at a Fiery Food convention, but that’s where I ran into Justin Sewall. Someone was retching behind the closed door of a stall, and Sewall was hunched over a sink, staring at…
Is it quitting time yet? We’re close. ZestFest is going down at the Irving Convention Center this weekend. Make sure you stock up on your TUMS, and avoid hospital trip inducing capsaicin extracts. It’s also shaping up to be a fine weekend for patio drinking, but before you go we’ve…
