Alas Poor Yorick — I Ate Him

For three months, I have leaned on (read: annoyed) the owners of Taqueria Pedrito, a family run taqueria in East Dallas, to purchase cow heads from the packaging plant in Weatherford that supplies their beef. So you can understand my excitement when I went there a couple of weeks ago…

Mexicali Restaurant: Hey, Grandpa, What’s for Supper?

Ladies!!!! If you’re looking to hook up with an elderly man (or 12) wearing brand new orthopedic shoes, I’ve found the spot for you. No, I’m not talking about Walgreens or Babydolls, I’m talking about Mexicali Restaurant: This restaurant is total grandpa heaven. At 5:30 p.m., it’s stunningly wrinkly. This…

Right This Way for Bourbon Porn

Texas bourbon, which is launching an assault on Kentucky’s whiskey supremacy, isn’t readily available just yet. Lucky connoisseurs around Austin and San Antonio this week were able to snag newly released bottles from Garrison Brothers in Hye, but most of the state’s bourbon is still sloshing around in barrels. But…

Puppy Love: Praise for Shuck ‘N Jive’s Cornmeal Treats

Some of you may remember the day when hush puppies were featured at many of the seafood places such as Zuider Zee, H Salt Fish and Chips, Arthur Treachers and Captain D’s. Perhaps you shed a tear when they were taken off the menu at Red Lobster (to be replaced…

Ruby’s Diner on The Square: Denton’s Cure for a Hangover

Whether living in Denton or simply passing through after a long night of venue-hopping and beer-slinging (last week’s 35 Conferette comes to mind), you might find yourself turning to Ruby’s Diner On the Square. It’s nearly impossible to miss — what with its central location next to the Calvary Chapel…

Pizzeria Venti: A High Price for a Slice

Pizzeria Venti’s slogan is “America’s only authentic sliceria®.” Yes, “sliceria.” Not to be confused with BEE in Oak Cliff, which is an “enchiladeria.” If you ask me, there’s a diarrhea of new -eria’s being invented in town lately. Can’t we just call a pizza place a pizza place? Anyway, Pizzeria…

Shinsei: Turning Diners into Disciples

As someone who spends a good bit of time in restaurant dining rooms, I’m accustomed to being told “Just let me know if you have any questions about the menu.” But the offer usually comes from my server, not a diner at a nearby table. What’s remarkable about Shinsei, a…

The Libertine Aims to Please With Off-Menu Pork Fave

At restaurants all over town, elusive eats await under the radar. Menus are updated, new items are added, and sometimes the best things are not on the menu at all. Let Off the Menu guide you to some of Dallas’ lesser-known culinary creations. Few things are more disappointing than sitting…

Mexico City: The Gourmet Taco Brings Home the Bacon

Mexico City: The Gourmet Taco offers a variety of Mexican food plus mini gas station taquería-y tacos and “gourmet tacos.” For those of you who don’t know, in Spanish “gourmet tacos” means “same as the mini tacos but in a larger tortilla and topped with veggies ‘n’ shit.” I was…

Decanter Means Well, We Just Wish It Did Better

The way the kitchen had envisioned it, a roundup of chocolate that followed a recent multi-course meal at Decanter was supposed to double as a dashing centerpiece. In a stroke of Cubist inspiration, the pastry chef had plated a thick slice of sweet potato chocolate terrine abutting a parfait glass…

Putting Oyster Drills and Other Odd Creatures on Seafood Menus

Even sold under the retro name of “Gulf oysters” and pawned off for rock-bottom prices that makes oystermen shudder, oysters are still awfully sexy. The same can’t be said of oyster drills, one of the many trash fish and overlooked shellfish spotlighted in a Foodways Texas panel on by-catch. In…

La Victoria Has a Great Burrito Flying Under the Radar

At restaurants all over town, elusive eats await under the radar. Menus are updated, new items are added, and sometimes the best things are not on the menu at all. So, whether it’s featured on a hand-written sign taped to a wall, or something that only regulars know to ask…

Revolving Doors: Who’s Afraid of a Little Ice?

The weather may have given Dallas the finger right before the Super Bowl, but some high-profile restaurants, including The Cedars Social and Lockhart Smokehouse, were able to open in spite of ice, snow and Steelers fans. In January, we found out that Metro Diner will be closing its Gaston Avenue…

John’s Cafe: Go. Get Biscuits. Now!

Breakfast. It’s the most important meal of the day. And at John’s Cafe, it’s goooood. John’s also serves up super cheapo lunches, but their breakfast is so otherworldly and giant, you’ll be so full of egg and coffee and awesome that when noon rolls around, you can just burp pancake…

La Fiorentina: Generic Doesn’t Always Equal Cheap.

Foremost among the many charms of Lucia, the homey Italian bistro that’s riveted local food lovers since it opened in Oak Cliff late last year, is the restaurant’s singularity. Eaters may swoon over chef David Uygar’s expert salumi or front-of-the-house deaconess Jennifer Uygar’s twinkle-eyed warmth, but neither food nor service…