That’s Not Him

He doesn’t write songs about being Texan, drinkin’ Shiner, plowing a rut on Interstate 35, pulling into Gruene Hall, selling out for a case of Miller Lite. That’s why he’s not staring out from the cover of the latest issue of Texas Monthly, another blond head with that coy who-me?…

The Mating Game

Kori Gardner, 27, and Jason Hammel, 25, went to Tahiti after their wedding last summer, but their real honeymoon didn’t start until they got back to their hometown of San Francisco. That was when the duo, better known as Mates of State, loaded their Yamaha Electone organs and drum kit…

KISS Party

A freshly scrubbed alternative to last week’s grungy Edgefest, KISS-FM’s summer throwdown might be the perfect little diversion this weekend if you’re looking for moderately shiny pop that floats like a butterfly and then ends. Actually, The Calling does sting a bit: Its Camino Palmero is freeze-dried modern rock without…

Guided By Voices

Reasons why Guided By Voices’ new Universal Truths and Cycles (due June 18) will be called a “return to form” or some such: Because it’s filled with the kind of let-it-blurt blasts of verse-chorus-next! they turned into pop art on 1994’s Bee Thousand and 1995’s Alien Lanes. (The 36-second “Wire…

Snoop Dogg

December 2000. Snoop Dogg is scheduled to perform at the Gypsy Tea Room as part of a promotional tour for his new release, Tha Last Meal. At the time, I found myself in the employment of said establishment, and having handled countless esoteric/idiotic requests from bands over the years, I…

Danzig

Your quick Danzig for Dummies: Back when you were in grade school, he was in a band called The Misfits. You went to junior high, he started Samhain. By the time you got your G.E.D., Glenn Danzig had graduated to becoming his own main man. I’m pretty sure that both…

Hack Factory

True story and, come to think of it, we’ve probably told this one before: A couple of years ago, we went to see the Beastie Boys at the Fort Worth Convention Center. Had pretty good seats, affording us a prime view of the in-the-round stage setup, as well as allowing…

Eminem

Think of it this way, and perhaps Marshall Mathers’ (or Eminem’s, or Slim Shady’s) 25-mil-plus-sold popularity makes more sense to the old farts who stoop to find him repellent. He’s the bleached-blond Holden Caulfield, a catcher in the dye job loaded down by “all that David Copperfield kind of crap”…

Boxcar Racer

If blink-182’s last record, the surprisingly maudlin Take Off Your Pants and Jacket, was like a pinch of novocaine in the Vaseline, the debut from Boxcar Racer (a side project featuring blink singer-guitarist Tom Delonge and drummer Travis Barker) is even more numbing. Listening to this disc–with its pair of…

David Bowie

It’s too easy to write him off, though the temptation’s there; has been for damned near two decades, since he asked us to dance and promptly strapped on two left feet. Ah, but what the realist calls “murky ambition” the apologist deems “experimental victory.” So, then, what makes Heathen Bowie’s…

Juanes

At last year’s Latin Grammys, Juanes was the most nominated artist (seven), eventually winning three trophies. But on the same day he was going to have the Big Night (September 11, 2001), the Twin Towers came down, taking the Latin Grammy ceremony with them, and Juanes’ title track (“Fíjate Bien”),…

DJ Shadow

For all its technical, sample-splicing glory, the reason DJ Shadow’s Endtroducing… became a modern classic was how deftly it conjured the raw source code of human melancholy out of elements pilfered from a seemingly infinite pile of dusty thrift-shop vinyl. No other electronic musician had come so close in 1996…

Appleseed Cast; Elf Power

While this summer’s biggest affront to expectation unquestionably belongs to David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar–who besides their managers would’ve guessed a year ago that these two losers would kiss and make up?–Dallas indie-rockers are also in for a surprise at Rubber Gloves, when they find that Elf Power and…

The Gambler

To friends and music business associates, 43-year-old Ty Thomas is a former member of a popular early-’90s alternative pop-rock band from Dallas that called itself The Crossing; a gifted but frustrated musician who dropped out, only to recently return as a songwriter with a larger-than-life dream. To another generation, however,…

Ain’t Enough

Fine art, that exists for itself alone, is art in a final state of impotence. If nobody, including the artist, acknowledges art as a means of knowing the world, then art is relegated to a kind of rumpus room of the mind, and the irresponsibility of the artist and the…

Edgefest 11

The good news is that Flickerstick’s playing early, as part of a Friday-night warm-up gig for KDGE-FM’s annual alt-rock cluster that will also include a set by casual misogynist Custom, whose “Hey Mister”–the one in which the raspy-voiced New Yorker promises a young woman’s father that when he’s “horny like…

Jay Bennett and Edward Burch

If ex-Wilco multi-instrumentalist Jay Bennett’s new album, The Palace at 4am (Part 1), is a challenge to the studio-borne alt-country he helped create on Wilco’s new Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, well, Wilco wins. But if the disc, which Bennett made with friend and fellow songwriter Edward Burch, is any indication of…

Electric Wizard

Genuflecting at the altar of Black Sabbath, English doom-metal trio Electric Wizard delivers monumental, glacial riffs that roar with enough post-apocalyptic fury to earn it the title of the heaviest band in the land. Deep Purple’s Roger Glover once said, “Heavy isn’t about volume; it’s about attitude,” and he could…

Pet Shop Boys

It’s a perfect pairing: Johnny Marr, the former guitarist of the Smiths, one of the world’s most impossibly melodramatic rock bands, and the Pet Shop Boys, one of the world’s most theatrical pop groups, joining forces for a set of fey, delicately heartbroken love songs packed with sophisticated melodies and…

Poison

According to Amazon.com (but against my better judgment), Poison has a new album out. It’s called Hollyweird, and the cover features a naked woman with an enormous dragon tattoo astride a motorcycle, about to pull onto Hollyweird Boulevard, which apparently is a street that time forgot, since you can also…

Bad Business

Here’s how screwed up the music business is, in 100 words or less. You’re likely familiar with this story. Wilco’s Yankee Hotel Foxtrot was deemed sales cyanide by Reprise Records, so they ditched the record and the band along with it. Wilco bought back Yankee Hotel Foxtrot from Reprise and…

Anna Waronker

The late-’90s bust-up of that dog. was predictable, at least to the handful who cared; we few fans shrugged and said only, “Of course.” A band eternally on the verge succumbed to the grim inevitable, because there was no way a Los Angeles pop band–fronted by a could-be pinup with…