Dallas Cowboys: Three Dots and a Cloud of Dust

Quick takes from a Wednesday’s minicamp workout at Carrollton’s Standridge Stadium: *Tony Romo says the story that appeared in the Fort Worth Star-Telegram about him being told to lose weight is total bullshit. “That never happened,” Romo said with a smile. “It just didn’t.” … *From what I could tell,…

Rockin’ in the Suburbs | Buzz | Sand? What Sand

“Rockin’ in the Suburbs,” By Pete Freedman, June 11 Fake Music Emo music doesn’t count. As far as I’m concerned, those bands don’t even exist. I don’t care how much money they make or which celebrities are their friends…any music that is marketed to teenagers as a “product” is fake…

If Every Picture Tells a Story …

So, like I was saying, Friend of Unfair Park PeterK — who scours the eBay for rare photos of Dallas, my kind of guy — sent me this homegrown picture earlier this week, and while not as attention-getting as a downtown Dallas fire, it is intriguing. Looks very, I dunno,…

Next Month, Preston Royal Gets Taco Mundo’d

Haven’t seen much work being done in the former Baby Gap in Preston Royal Shopping Center, where, back in November, the missus espied a Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission private-club permit application hanging in the window for something called Taco Mundo. But on the occasion of tonight’s official opening of Carolina’s…

What’s In My Closet: Rodent-Free Edition

Gonna trek out to Carrollton this morning for some Cowboys’ minicamp, so I’ll leave you with a feel-good story. $13,000 my ass. In the end, getting rid of the furry, friggin’ squirrel tresspassers in my attic and walls cost a whopping $275. That’s $70 for two giant mousetraps, $5 for…

This Sandwich Smells Like the ’60s

The Richards Group gets a shout-out in The New York Times this morning for its Hoagiefest promotion, which takes a big ol’ bite outta the Yellow Submarine in order to sell sandwiches to folks living up north. Turns out, Richards is just ridin’ the peace train with the rest of…

Dallas-Fort Worth: A Good, Strong Metro

Last night the Brookings Institution released a study tracking recession and recovery in the 100 biggest metro areas in the U.S., and Dallas-Fort Worth-Arlington ranks as one of the so-called “strongest 20 metros.” Indeed, Texas takes several of the top spots: Austin-Round Rock, El Paso, Houston-Baytown-Sugar Land, McAllen-Edinburg-Pharr and San…

Bye-Bye, Dubai. Nighty Night, New York.

But 15 months ago, Icon Partners issued a breathless press release announcing a 3.7-million square foot development to be dropped at the intersection of  LBJ Freeway and the Dallas North Tollway. Called Icon Midtown, it was to be a gleaming, crowded city unto itself, a miniature Manhattan featuring five enormous…

The Top 10 All-Time Texas Rangers in the History of Ever

Very cool moment last night: The greatest player in Texas Rangers history – now a Houston Astro – smacks a 5th-inning homer and receives a standing ovation. Stay classy, Arlington. On a day when Toby Harrah and Ruben Sierra were elected into the Rangers’ Hall of Fame, Ivan “Pudge” Rodriguez…

First, a Tea Party; Then, a Shot of Ann Coulter

A Friend of Unfair Park who’s thinking of spending the Fourth of July tea-partying out at Southfork Ranch — “but only for Mickey Dolenz,” she writes, and I smell fresh-baked sarcasm — directs our attention to a forthcoming Dallas appearance by Ann Coulter, who’ll be at the Fairmont Hotel on…

Andy Beal is Donald Trump’s Benefactor

Andy Beal’s the Dallas banker most (in)famous for having single-handedly taken on the bestest of poker’s best — a so-called syndicate that included the likes of Chip Reese, Howard Lederer, Doyle Brunson and Jennifer Harmon — back in 2001 in the Bellagio’s high-stakes poker room. The subtitle of Michael Craig’s…

Shooting Star

So I’m gone a week and two major coaching deals? Ron Washington: In. Dave Tippett: Out. How can that be? I’ll get to Wash later this week, but I’m still trying to figure out new Stars’ GM Joe Nieuwendyk’s decision to replace the likeable Tippett with the long ago expired…