Paging Mr. Jaramillo … Mr. Rudy Jaramillo.

This is a cruel joke. Texas Rangers fans who for decades have yearned for pitching are finally getting it, only to see their woody go limp when they finally need it. Something I thought I’d never type: The Rangers can’t pitch hit. Spent Father’s Day plopped on the couch not believing my…

Groundbreaking Developments at the Kessler

Family obligations kept me away from the official groundbreaking at the Kessler Theater in Oak Cliff, about which we first told you in early May. But something tells me the shindig, attended by Mayor Tom Leppert, will be well documented. Jeff Liles’s TheKessler2010 YouTube page features, for now, this delightful…

Lookin’ to Put a Boot Up Someone’s Ass

So, the city still hasn’t figured out the whole to-boot-or-not-to-boot parking-lot problem — but, look, it’s only been an issue since January, and, well, what do you expect? If nothing else, the briefing docs get thicker and thicker — here’s the 50-page package prepared for this week’s Economic Development Committee…

Just Twi to Get Into the Sheraton on July 30

If you haven’t registered for TwiCon — the Twilight fetishists’ orgy that runs July 30 through August 2 at the downtown Dallas Sheraton — you might wanna hurry, as the shebang gets a shout-out in the Entertainment Weekly hitting subscribers’ mailboxes today and tomorrow. It merits a mention on the…

The Suite is Sweet, Y’all

For those who missed the Rangers-Astros broadcast last night, the Texas Rangers’ Web site has 33 adorable seconds from the second inning, during which a certain former president and Rangers Ballpark in Arlington owners’ suite namesake realized he was on the center-field video screen and maybe needed to put down…

A Week After the Storms, Not Out of the Dark

Ever since last week’s storms, something’s been up — which is to say, down — with the power in our Northwest Dallas neighborhood. On Monday night, ’round midnight, a transformer behind the house blew — a few crackles; a brief flicker; then, all dark and quiet for but a few…

At Last, That Letter to Eric Holder

I finally got a hold of that letter the South Dallas pastors sent to U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder concerning Don Hill’s case, scheduled to go to trial next week. In the missive, they demand “FAIR JUSTICE” for the former mayor pro tem. “We find this case appalling,” they write…

Note to Self: Find My Old Bobby Moffat Jersey

Sunday afternoon at Dallas Farmers Market, Brandon Pollard broke the bad news: I’d somehow managed to miss an old-timers kick-around at Pizza Hut Park the day before featuring the likes of Bobby Moffat, Chad Deering, Tatu and, of course, the Texas Honeybee Guild’er buzzing around Shed One. (Ticket tie-in: Bob…

George W. Bush’s Fancy Box

As Tom Hicks is looking to sell his majority stake in the Texas Rangers, this MLB.com item concerning tonight’s invite-only doings at the Rangers Ballpark in Arlington will no doubt prompt reckless speculation:The Rangers are renaming the owner’s suite at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington after President George W. Bush. Bush,…