Would You Like Aisle or Breast?

A good Friend of Unfair Park who receives Southwest Airlines’s tweets forwards this just-Twitter’d photo announcing the Dallas-based carrier’s relationship with Sports Illustrated. Having such a hard time writing a caption for this … But you know who’s probably not amused? Kyla Ebbert…

What’s In My Closet? Steroid-Free Baseball Edition

Found these two old pics over the holidays. In the one above I’m 7 at some rinky dink field in Duncanville; after the jump I’m 37 at a home-run contest at The Ballpark in Arlington. In each I’m a Rangers’ fan, consumed not with steroids and HGH but rather batting…

In the USA Today Today, a Tale of Two Cities: Oak Point and Farmers Branch

This morning’s USA Today visits cities “revisiting immigration laws” for various reasons: exorbitant legal bills, the high price of implementation measures and “the barrage of publicity and accusations of racism that come with such laws.” Up in Denton County, Oak Point city council member Judith Camp says she voted against…

For Terrell Bolton, It’s Déjà Vu All Over Again

Terrell Bolton’s gone — to DeKalb County, Georgia, where, for now, he’s still police chief — but he’s definitely not forgotten. For that matter, he isn’t really gone: Bolton’s family still lives in Dallas, and here’s where Dallas’s ex-top cop spends all of his off time. Which is one reason…

The City’s Warning Sirens Sure Do Work

According to the city of Dallas’s Office of Emergency Management’s Web site, “The City’s outdoor weather warning system has 94 sirens that alert people who are outdoors to seek shelter in the event of a tornado.” Had to double-check this morning, following two rounds of siren songs last night: at…

Cuban at the Crossroads: We Can Win the NBA Championship

I tracked down Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban last night before his team’s game against the Sacramento Kings at American Airlines Center. He was on the StairMaster. Insisting his team isn’t on the treadmill. “Not right now we’re not,” Cuban told me. “Treadmill teams are those that don’t have a realistic…

Rodriguez ‘n Romo: Two Guys Who Don’t Get It

After attending the Mavs’ shootaround this morning and before heading back to American Airlines Center tonight for the showdown contest victory over the Sacramento Kings, I watched and re-watched this week’s interviews with two of America’s biggest sporting dufuses. Sorry, but Tony Romo and Alex Rodriguez just don’t get it…

The Mavs Make Sports Illustrated! Well, Sorta.

Most years I chuckle at Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue. The blatant pandering. The absolutely non-sports of it all. The shrinking bikini photos that are just this close to being NSFW. But while examining this year’s offering I had two new thoughts: 1. Hey, sounds like I’m describing my own blog. 2. Whoa, a…

Video: Scenes from the Office Space Reunion

One of the most striking things about the Office Space 10th Anniversary Reunion down in Austin was how enthusiastic all the cast members still were about the film. They dusted off old lines of dialogue, destroyed a fax machine and even pulled off a break-dancing move for the crowd Sunday…

Dallas’ Incredible Shrinking Newspaper, um, Grows?

To be fair, because I rip Dallas’ Only Daily for taking away my extended NBA standings and expanded box scores, I should commend it for having the foresight to bring them back. Honestly, the standings are still skimpy compared to the statistical salad days. But I’m in good mood, so…

As Ever, the Pride of Dallas. Now, on HBO.

Mentioned a couple of months back that Elvis Mitchell was in town interviewing T.D. Jakes for his talkumentary The Black List: Volume Two, a sequel to last year’s star-studded Volume One that aired on HBO following its Sundance bow. Volume Two debuts on February 26 — and it’ll actually contain…

Well, That Didn’t Take Long

Last night, Mark Cuban posted to BlogMaverick his own version of a stimulus plan: “open-source funding.” Which means? You post a potential business idea to his blog, and if it’s good enough, folks will comment on the idea, build upon it or even steal it — and, just maybe, he’ll…