Giving the New Kidd Some Time

From The New York Times this morning comes this proclamation: “Dallas Is Slow to Adjust to Kidd in Fast-Paced West.” As evidenced, natch, by the team’s 5-5 record since Jason Kidd moved back to Dallas and his inability to yet achieve that elusive triple-double as a Maverick. Says Dirk Nowitzki…

Nah, Think I’ll Leave My Laptop on the Passenger Seat Tonight

After the jump, an e-mail from Sergeant Walter Clifton of the DPD’s Central Patrol Division concerning a rash of car break-ins ’round the Lower Greenville area — and, hey, just in time for the St. Patrick’s Day Parade this weekend. Though, spoiler alert, this opening paragraph may provide some clues…

It’s March. So, By All Means, Commence With the Madness.

Rhonda Rompola, SMU women’s basketball coach since 1991 Matt Doherty? June Jones? Um, let’s not forget about Rhonda Rompola. I’m not one to sit around on the Sabbath watching women’s college basketball. But there I was. And, believe it or not, it paid off. Flipping around the dish I stumbled…

Jonestown Gets New Residents

Spent the morning in the mud and muck out at the new Cowboys stadium in Arlington. And, of course, it wasn’t for the highly anticipated announcement that current Cowboy Tank Johnson and maybe Cowboy Pacman Jones would be entering The Octagon together next season. No, it was merely owner Jerry…

Harriet Miers, You’ve Been Served!

Why is Harriet Miers smiling? Because she knows ain’t nothing coming of this lawsuit. Harriet Miers fought the law — and the lawmakers ain’t havin’ none of it, finally. Miers, the former White House counsel and Dallas city council member now keeping a chair warm as a partner at Locke…

Old People Just Love J.J. Pearce’s High School Reunion!

TV Land And by old people, of course, we mean the 40-54 demographic, which TV Land’s wooing with its reality mini-series about those former J.J. Pearce Mustangs reliving their, um, glory years whilst stranded in paradise. According to TV Land’s media release after the jump, the show’s not pulling monster…

Dallas Man Sells Phony Property But Gets Real Prison Time

This, of course, is not Charles Cooper Burgess, who clearly came in last using the good leads Today comes word that U.S. District Judge Barbara M.G. Lynn had some not very nice things to say about 52-year-old Charles Cooper Burgess. Like, oh, he’s a “slick talker.” And a “con and…

Did Arlington Roll a Strike or Just Strike Out? Not Sure Yet.

Speaking of major(ish) announcements in Arlington, there’s no word yet on whether the United States Bowling Congress will be moving its balls to Texas. The congress, which has some 2.3 million members, is staying mum on the results of yesterday’s meeting during which Milwaukee reps (including the city’s mayor) begged…

Ladies and Gents, Give It Up for Ms. Patsy Ann McClenny

A few notes from the South by Southwest Film Festival and its attendant events — chiefly, for now, the Texas Film Hall of Fame induction ceremony on Friday night at the Austin Studios, where Dan Rather tore tail through the proceedings like a burning hyena running through a meth lab…

And This Glimpse of Jessica Simpson Will Not Cost You $75

Mike Fuentes Local photographer Mike Fuentes sends along this photo of Jessica Simpson snapped yesterday during her meet-and-greet (good with a $75 purchase) at the Stonebriar Centre Dillard’s. By all accounts, she was perfectly lovely to the couple hundred who showed — loads of “Thanks, y’alls” through those shiny whites…

Meet the Woman Who Has Royally Pissed Off Tom Hicks

For those keeping tabs on Tom Hicks and his controversial stewardship of Liverpool FC, the story only gets more and more interesting — as in, Hicks appears close to jumping in the sack with the former galpal of Prince Andrew, who’s repping Dubai International Capital’s efforts to buy out Hicks…

Yeah, But, Like, Where’s Tony?

Truth be told, we’d much rather meet this woman wearing Jessica Simpson’s bathing suit. If I weren’t heading down to Austin this afternoon for the South by Southwest Film Festival, I’d find, somehow, to make to Dillard’s in Stonebriar Centre tomorrow morning at 11 — when, wowie, Jessica Simpson will…

Paging Dr. West. Dr. Cornel West.

A man from Houston insists getting this autograph was worth having his flight home canceled three times today. You know what’s considerably cooler than an Oliver Platt sighting at DFW? A Cornel West sighting in the Pizza Hut food court outside Gate 9 at Love Field, where he is, at…

Riding the Sherman Allen Death Spiral

“Why are you doing these stories?” She looked me in the eye and spoke slowly. Her lunch sat untouched in front of her. “Why do you care?” I struggled to find words. It’s my job to ask questions, but this woman wanted answers. For years, she said, many people had…

Rebecca Miller: Let Them Eat Cake!

Uncle Barky got an e-mail from ousted KXAS-Channel 5 meterologist Rebecca Miller. He runs the thing in its entirety, and it’s worth a read. Just a highlight: I sincerely apologize for not getting to you until now. Yesterday, I found out the station had decided not to renew my contract…

Playing Good “D” in Dallas County

Once more, I’d like to comment the fine folks of the Fightin’ 1117 for running such an orderly precinct convention. One of the few, turns out. Our Boy Merten spoke with Dallas County District Attorney Craig Watkins for a piece running in next week’s paper version of Unfair Park –…

Reddy, Set, Tank

Late yesterday, Dallas-based ice-maker Reddy Ice announced that on Wednesday, its offices had been raided by federal authorities for undisclosed reasons. The release says only that “federal officials executed a search warrant at the Company’s corporate office in Dallas on March 5, 2008” and that “the Company is cooperating with…

See, It Is Slippery Out There

Thanks to the Friend of Unfair Park, who this morning snapped this photo on his way to work whilst driving from northwest Richardson to Mockingbird Lane and Stemmons Freeway. Says our Friend, “This poor guy was on northbound Harry Hines in the FAAAARRRRRR left lane. Not sure what came out…