Snow What? Or, Blowing It in Frisco.

In case you missed Channel 8 last night, Frisco’s Mark Richter — who goes by the name “FluteMark,” and, really, the moniker is self-explanatory — blew the WFAA foursome out of its 10 p.m. newscast with his snowbound video, set to the tune of, right, “Let it Snow.” Few things:…

The Audacity of Us

Obama and Me, by Todd Spivak, February 28 The Audacity of Us Whose grand idea was it to distribute this as journalism all over Dallas, with a red-eyed Obama on the cover, days before the primary? Visuals aside, however, this whole piece came off as whiny—like a disgruntled journalist who…

One Bone Down, Hank Blalock Hopes to Help the Rangers Get Back Up

SURPRISE, Arizona—In the Garden of Eden, so goes biblical legend, Adam involuntarily surrendered a rib so God could fashion a woman. In Arlington, according to medical records, Hank Blalock voluntarily surrendered a rib for the good of the Texas Rangers. For their troubles Adam got Eve and Blalock saved his…

Workin’ for a Livin’

Workin’ for a livin’: Buzz caught excerpts from a Hillary Clinton speech to Ohioans this week in which she was all charged up about helpin’ workin’ folk. She talked just like that because, you know, hourly factory workers are incapable of pronouncing a hard “G,” a fact she no doubt…

Fight Over New Apartments Shows Dallas’ Growing Pains

When Kat Truitt walks to the neighborhood Central Market at Lovers Lane and Greenville Avenue, she passes the Signature Pointe Apartments, which face her condominium complex on Milton Street. These apartments once housed Hurricane Katrina evacuees who brought significant crime into the neighborhood, Truitt says. Signature Pointe is now vacant,…

Life Without Debt Leaves Jimmy Phipps Owing Society

On the first Tuesday of every month, Phil Brantley hosts a conference call. He never knows who will be calling in, or from where. Brantley, a retired liquor store owner and one-time manufacturer of surge suppressors from Maggie Valley, North Carolina, took the baton from his mentor, self-made millionaire Jimmy…

Well, Really, Why Not Buy Tupperware from a Drag Queen?

Kris Andersson as his more profitable persona, Dixie Longate About six years ago, Los Angeles actor Kris Andersson donned a gingham dress, a blue apron, a red wig and size 10 heels and started peddling Tupperware as the character Dixie Longate. His R-rated selling parties evolved into a stage show…

Will Jerry Gobble Up “Pacman”?

This morning, Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones — who sat out the entirety of the 2007 season and lost his whole $1,292,500 paycheck, after being suspended for numerous run-ins with Johnny Law — was on Atlanta radio today talking about his future. Said he’s a whole different dude. Said…

Vote for Bush’s “Hole in the Ground”

Lew Calver’s “Hole in the Ground,” his entry in the Bush Library design contest Last week, we made note of The Chronicle of Higher Education posting some 20 entries it received for its Design the Bush Library contest. Turns out, one of the entries comes from a Dallas resident –…

Walk On, Dallas, Walk On. Forward, Preferably. For a Change?

Courtesy Scott Dorn The Signature Pointe complex, which is indeed complicated In last week’s paper version of Unfair Park, Jim Schutze described his day at the annual meeting of DowntownDallas, or, as Jim calls it, an unofficial fief of the Belo Corporation. The story talked about the unveiling of the…

Dean Fearing, You Oughta Know Better

New York Times food critic Frank Bruni has yet to announce where he ranks Fearing’s on his list of “Intriguing New Restaurants Outside of New York”; sure, it’s in the Top Five, but in which exact spot he’ll say “in coming weeks,” if you can wait that long, and you…

If Your Name is Rebecca and You Work in Local TV, Look Out

Rebecca Aguilar, no longer part of the Fox4 team For those wondering whatever became of reporter Rebecca Aguilar, suspended in October over her interview with James Walton, Uncle Barky brings the news: KDFW-Channel 4 has fired her, via the U.S. Mail. She tells Ed Bark: “I just think it’s really…

Jason Kidd Most Definitely Did Not Quit on New Jersey

Jason Kidd yesterday spent a couple of hours chatting with the New York Daily News about coming back to Dallas and leaving New Jersey — where Nets president Rod Thorn has said Kidd more or less quit on the team. Which is most definitely not the case, Kidd said while…

Mazel Tov to Our Local Billionaires!

Forbes has just released its latest list of “The World’s Billionaires,” all 1,125 of ’em — 42 of whom live in Texas. And it takes all of 29 spots to get to the first local: Fort Worth’s Alice Walton, daughter of Sam Walton, who’s worth all of $19 billion. Then…

Just Back Away from My DSpot

Yesterday, the Sherry Lane-based ad agency charged with selling DowntownDallas’ year-old DSpot campaign — which has caught on like whatever the opposite of wildfire is — posted to YouTube its two promotional videos thus far. They’re new to me, but perhaps you’ve seen them already. Perchance you’ve already been hypnotized…

“Dirk, You’re Out.” Sounds Better When Heidi Klum Says It.

First, view the video above from Monday’s Mavs-Jazz game. Then read the media release just posted by the National Basketball Association: Dallas’ Dirk Nowitzki Suspended NEW YORK, March 5, 2008 – Dirk Nowitzki of the Dallas Mavericks has been suspended one game without pay, and his Flagrant Foul, Penalty One…

Peace Out at the Meyerson

Maya Angelou, left, and Tim Seelig, far right, at the Meyerson on Saturday Meant to write this up earlier in the week, but we clearly tripped on a poll and fell on your caucus. So, then, back to Saturday, if you don’t mind, when some 2,000 formally dressed folks streamed…

Decision ’08: The Worst of Both Worlds

Your newest Dallas Maverick, Tyronn Lue So, it’s still Obama and Clinton — or, just maybe, Obama-Clinton? Choices, choices. Speaking of, consider your local teams’ tricky transactions. Would you rather be the Dallas Mavericks, forced to rely on a backup point guard (Tyronn Lue) cut by the sub-.500 Sacramento Kings?…

OK, That High School Reunion Show? Not Bad. Not Bad at All.

Already mentioned it a couple of times before, but it’s worth noting again today — if only for those J.J. Pearce Mustangs who wanna relive the, ah, glory days of 1987 courtesy TV Land’s High School Reunion, which debuts tonight at 9. I started watching the first episode — TV…

The Hot Top on Prince Edward Island

Dallas Stars From the faraway Canadian province of Prince Edward Island, easily accessible from New Brunswick via the nine-mile-long Confederation Bridge, comes news that Dallas Stars jerseys are hot sellers. Specifically, it’s the No. 91 jersey of the Stars’ new center, P.E.I. native Brad Richards, moving off shelves: “In the…

The Daily Show, “Live” from “Plano”

Last night, Daily Show correspondent Rob Riggle was in Plano covering Indecision ’08. OK, fine, not really. Nonetheless, here’s the clip for those who spent the better part of the night watching the “real” news — during which NBC’s Brian Williams actually said Hillary Clinton’s victories in Texas and Ohio…