Dallas To Get New Model Citizen

Nick Nolte ain’t got squat on Kumari Fulbright. Maybe you’ve heard the story of Kumari Fulbright, a 25-year-old former beauty queen in Arizona who, along with three other men, is accused of tying up and threatening Fulbright’s 24-year-old boyfriend for a good 10 hours last December. (When a break-up phone…

How She Went Grocery Shopping and Wound Up Running a Caucus

Mark Graham Lorlee Bartos Schutze’s East Dallas comrade and Friend of Unfair Park Lorlee Bartos has been sending ’round town an e-mail bearing the subject heading: “Caucus at Precinct 3345 or why you should read your mail.” I asked her if she minded whether we posted the missive; she said…

Dance With a New Song from the Old 97’s. Might as Well.

Johnny Buzzerio If you go over to DC9, you just might find where to download — till it goes adios, anyway — a song from the Old 97’s’ forthcoming Blame It On Gravity, produced right here by the great Salim Nourallah. Titled “Dance With Me,” it’s a pretty terrific song…

That’s What Friends Is For

From The Washington Post this morning comes this story, which tries to explain why Hillary Clinton is “the Grace Adler to [the gay community’s] Will Truman.” And it does so from the great Gun Barrel City, a short drive to the south of Dallas, where you’ll find one of the…

Caucus? They Hardly Even Knew Us.

Some housecleaning this a.m., before finding out how Jessica and Greggo voted last night. We suggested these t-shirts yesterday, but after last night’s election results — Clinton wins Texas and Ohio, though Obama still’s the frontrunner among those who like math — a Friend of Unfair Park instead suggests these…

A House Divided. Still, Better Than the Last Eight Years, Right?

Seriously, caucusing in a firehouse looks much cooler than hanging out in an elementary school. By 7:15 p.m. very long lines stretched into the darkness outside the Precinct 1224 polling place — the fire station at Belmont and Abrams in Old East Dallas. When the Democratic lines were divided into…

Oh, Yeah. Sheriff. Right. Got It.

See, if Pulle were still around, we’d be full of local results too — like, ya know, that little race for Dallas County Sheriff. Looks like it’ll be Lupe Valdez for the Dems — by a landslide. She’s got 56,112 votes so far — or damned near half of the…

Democracy’s Rewarding. And Dull.

Far as you know, this is not Noah Bailey. Just got back from my caucus at Eduardo Mata Elementary School in East Dallas, where 99 people showed up (approximately one third of our voter turnout). Personally I was hoping for some more fireworks — you know, a couple of thrown…

A Tale of Two Precincts, 1117 and 1118

At 7:39 p.m., the line at Cigarroa Elementary was around the hallway and out the door. I dig the caucus process — it’s kinda like a neighborhood mixer, without the alcohol … which, at one point, we thought about going out to get, as 356 of us stood in the…

A View From Precinct 2228: Someone Needs a Microphone

I had to squeeze my way through the crowd packing the gymnasium at Alex Sanger Elementary School for the Democrat caucus in Precinct 2228, which started promptly at 7:16 p.m. The noise level was so high that someone finally let out a screeching whistle to shut up everybody long enough…

Election ’08: The End’s Not Near

We’re outs till Round 2 of the day’s events — there’s still a paper version of Unfair Park to get out the door. So, see you somewhere around 7:30ish with reports from Dem damned precinct conventions (or, if you must, the caucuses). Till then, of course, the big news from…

This Shirt Measures Up

Why, oh, why, do our fashionable Friends send such wonderful links too late to do anything about them? Because if I’d known about this a week ago, I would totally have bought this tee and worn it tonight (not because of the candidate affiliation necessarily, but because it’s a good…

Tom Hicks Wants It All?

Dubai International Capital yesterday offered Tom Hicks and George Gillett Jr. about $800 million for their Liverpool football club — an offer to which the Texas Rangers and Dallas Stars owner and his business partner said, “Thanks, but pass.” Only, the story doesn’t end there: According to the Associated Press,…

Full Voter Assault

BarackObama.com Obama at the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo this morning At around 10:30 this morning, I pulled up to Precinct 1224’s polling place, Fire Station No. 17, mindful of the two Obama peeps nearby. I started to walk into the fire station, when I heard a young girl yelling…

Honk at Rob Reiner. Do It!

Our Rich Lopez just had himself a nice lunch at Herrera’s Mexican Restaurant on Denton Drive — turns out, at the exact same moment Hillary Clinton was ordering votes with a side of queso. More from that forthcoming, but this just in from Clinton’s press peeps: At 4:30, Rob Reiner…

Judge Not, Election Judge

A good Friend of Unfair Park who cast his ballot today witnessed something today that ain’t … what’s the word I’m looking for … oh, yeah, legal: My elderly neighbor was voting with her husband, and neither of them knew anything about the Railroad Commissioner nominees. As they’re filling out…

A Peek at the Crows’ New Nest

It’s been more than a year since Crow Holdings bought the old Parkland Hospital on Maple Avenue, which will be the company’s new home — and happens to be across the street from Unfair Park headquarters. I was at the current offices of Crow Holdings on McKinney Avenue yesterday, where…

Back to the Future With Bill Clinton

Brian Harkin Bill Clinton, campaigning for his Hillary in Grauwyler Park on February 26 More backward-glancing from the national media this a.m.: Just as The Washington Post revisited Barack Obama’s visit to Duncanville last week, The Los Angeles Times retraces Bill Clinton’s footsteps through the DFW one week ago today…

Dallas’ Black and Brown, In Black and White This Morning

Speaking of, this sounds looks good right about now. Last week, Adelfa Callejo got herself — and Hillary Clinton — in a wee spot of trouble, when the Latino-rights activist insisted that “when blacks had the numbers, they didn’t do anything to support us.” Today, the Chicago Sun-Times’ columnist Mary…

Just Which Candidate Captured “The Zeitgeist of the Moment”?

Simon Rosenberg, founder of the New Democrat Network This morning, The Washington Post uses last week’s Obama appearance in Duncanville to, once more, investigate the “movement” surrounding the senator from Illinois. Among those interviewed is a former Bill Clinton war roommate, Simon Rosenberg, who details the two campaigns’ different use…