Texas Is Getting Hotter Faster Than Almost Any State in the Country

Baby, it’s really freaking hot outside. And it’s only getting hotter, according to the National Climatic Data Center. Texas has landed itself toward the top of another undesirable list, according to a recent federal climate data study by the Associated Press. The AP analyzed weather trends from the National Climatic…

Exxon Is Way More Optimistic on Climate Change Than the UN

We’re all getting sophisticated enough to agree that climate change is real, climate-deniers are wrong and someone should do something about it. Good for us. But what any of that actually means is still a major point of debate. On Monday the United Nations’ Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released…

Dallas 2014 Mosquito Plan Lazily Defends Controversial Adulticide

Dallas thinks it’s really great that some of you people are interested in environmental bullshit. That’s the clear message we’re getting from the city’s 2014 Mosquito Plan, a report that makes a few lazy attempts to appease the environmental folks who have argued that Dallas’ current mosquito-killing methods are bad…

Retailers Turn to Greg Abbott in Fight Against Plastic Bag Bans

The best argument against plastic bag bans like the one Dallas is set to consider very soon is that they’re not really worth the energy. Plastic sacks make up a relatively small fraction of the waste stream, hardly enough to justify inconveniencing shoppers or retailers. It’s not a particularly good…

San Antonio Wants To Mock Dallas’ Death-River. How Cute.

Two days ago, Mark Cuban took time out of his busy schedule to acknowledge the existence of San Antonio and its “muddy ugly-ass River Walk.” The proper response would have a polite curtsy, if not gushing praise, from San Antonio, thanking Cuban for deigning to mention their humble burg and…