What’s In My Closet: Humans 1, Squirrels 0

So, it is possible to build a better mouse trap. One fit for a squirrel. Holes in my roof. Christmas trees gnawed to shreds. Urine, feces and middle-of-the-night scratching, clawing and general infestation. Well played, rats with a furry tails. Well played. But now … allow me to retort…

Pacman Reaches a New Level of Pathetic

In news that should shock no one, Pacman Jones is a little punk. Still. As if we needed a reminder, the former Cowboy showed up on Spike TV’s Pros vs. Joes last week and absolutely embarrassed himself. I know the show encourages players to enhance their personality and engage in…

The Top 10 Sportiest American Holidays

Had a buddy yesterday gloat to me that Memorial Day Sunday is “one of the greatest sporting days of the year!” To which I replied, “Huh?” I remember a time when the Indianapolis 500 was must-see TV along with the Harlem Globetrotters, heavyweight boxing matches, Oklahoma-Nebraska football and NBA All-Star Saturday. Alas,…

“The Story of the Statler”? Count Me In.

Word is the Dallas City Attorney’s Office and the owners of the former Statler Hilton on Commerce Street are close to reaching some kind of agreement that’ll keep ’em out of court, as the city attempts to get owners of vacant downtown buildings to clean up or move out and…

If You’d Like to Meet a Moviemaker on Monday

The Brothers Bloom, the second film from Brick writer-director Rian Johnson, opens today — and, yes, it’s a film of which I’m quite fond, more so upon second viewing. Which I mention only to suggest that if you’re interested in seeing the movie, perhaps you’ll make it to the Magnolia…

Dallas Cowboys Show Off Their Big New TV

Jerry Jones invited his friends in the media out to the Cowboys’ new digs in Arlington yesterday, to show off the enormous new video board that’ll hang 90 feet over the field (just 90 feet!).On the way out to check out the screen, we got to snap some photos inside…