I Ain’t Afraid of No Ghosthustler

While pit-stopping at Gorilla vs. Bear this morning, I took notice of a new video from young fresh Dentonites Ghosthustler, who’re all of, what, 12 when ages are combined. The band’s playing a GvB shindig next weekend, and after 14 views, I’ve decided, yeah, I can hang with “Parking Lot…

Texas Rangers Hall of Fame — Oxymoron Much?

In our in-box this a.m.: TO: ALL MEDIA OUTLETS FROM: TEXAS RANGERS COMMUNICATIONS SUBJECT: HALL OF FAME ANNOUNCEMENT — TODAY The Texas Rangers Baseball Club will announce their 2007 Hall of Fame Class TODAY, June 21, at noon in the media interview room. All local media are invited to attend…

Hell is Very Close to Freezing Over

Mr. Speaker, we ask unanimous consent to address the House for one minute, and ask then to rock your balls off immedialely following our remarks. Here’s a headline you don’t see every day. Or ever. Drowning Pool To Testify To The US Congress Not that there’s anything definite. From the…

Tre Wilcox: From Top to Bottom

You know you had a bad day in the kitchen, Tre Wilcox, when Bravo puts on its Web site a picture of you doing push-ups on the balcony. Last week on Bravo’s Top Chef, Abacus’ Tre Wilcox was tops — winner of guest judge Anthony Bourdain’s complete library and the…

The Choir Boy Mayor

Tom Leppert likes to snack on bran muffins and Grape-Nuts. He listens to contemporary Christian music. Punctual and disciplined, he schedules breakfast meetings for 6 in the morning. He doesn’t swear and is irritated by those who do. “I’ve been with him since August,” says Willis Johnson, his campaign consultant…

The Leppert Touch

The Leppert touch: Buzz believes the devil is not the only one in the details. You can find politicians in there too. That’s why Buzz was interested to learn that Dallas’ new mayor, Tom Leppert, apparently took time during the final weeks of his campaign to call Dale Davenport, the…

Almost Famous

One of Dallas’ quarterbacks holds purses, the other holds records. One was temporarily linked to Jessica Simpson, the other eternally linked to the Milwaukee Mustangs. One makes $1,500,000, the other $100,000. Though they both toiled at small colleges before ascending to prominent positions on our local football teams, Tony Romo…

Foreign Relations

It is just before 7 o’clock in the morning, and I’m standing in a closet somewhere deep inside Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport. Cristina, a short woman with a smile far too big for the early hour, is shaking her head in amused disapproval as I fumble with the gold buttons…

Fatal Web

When he spotted the pretty woman standing on the front lawn of a stately home in Highland Park, Alan Rehrig whipped his Bronco into the driveway and climbed out. The former college basketball star shook her hand and asked if she knew anyone who had a garage apartment for rent…

Wednesday P.M. Throat-Clearing

News about HKS’ being in the running to build a spaceport in New Mexico gives us a reason to run this picture, which is why blogs were started in the first place. Well, it’s about time: Texas Monthly editor Evan Smith has started a new blog: State of Mine. Actual…

L.A.’s Barbie vs. Dallas’ Goliath

Why is Dallas-based Gatehouse Capital Corp. feuding with a Hollywood icon? The Los Angeles Times reports today that Angelyne, the buxom beauty whose billboards have become legendary in Los Angeles, is angry that Gatehouse Capital, in its efforts to build a new W hotel, has moved her out of her…

Dunder-Mifflin Goes Virtual Thanks to a Dallas Gaming Company

Will Jim and Pam get together in the video game version of The Office? Perhaps virtual Michael Scott knows. At first, we were opposed to NBC’s turning BBC hit The Office into an Americanized version of the Ricky Gervais-Stephen Merchant masterpiece; it just seemed like a bad idea, moving Wernham…

Dirk Sparks One Up

With all proper credit to Uwe Blog and 100% Injury Rate, we now present the greatest Dirk Nowitzki video ever. We only wish we knew what it meant. Then again, we’re not high. But it’s still early yet. –Robert Wilonsky…

This Klutz Comes up a Winner

We also wish we had a better photo of Tom Sime. Tom Sime, longtime theater critic at Dallas’ Only Daily till 2005 and a former Dallas Observer writer, has stumbled, at age 48, into a new career as a playwright. His play Klutz Theory just won Stage West’s first Texas…

“Sooner than Later,” She Says. Riiiight.

If you’re keeping score at home, the proper gift for a 2-year anniversary is cotton — though, says here, china’s a great modern-day alternative for those looking to drop a little more coin. Us, we’re waiting till the 3-year mark before purchasing gifts — that’s the leather anniversary, by the…

America Doesn’t Have Talent. But Cas Haley Does.

A club-owning, music-playing Friend of Unfair Park e-mails this morning with a hot scoop: Local musician Cas Haley, from Dallas Observer Music Award-winning Woodbelly, killed ’em last night on NBC’s America’s Got Talent. And, sure enough, Haley proved that actually having talent will indeed impresses the judges — especially Piers…

Puttin’ on the Ritz

If you’ve been at all curious about the fancy digs nestled in the Ritz-Carlton that’s been high-rising between McKinney, Pearl, Olive and Cedar Springs, and you’ve got some time to kill this a.m., perhaps you’ll want to scan the for-sale Residences at The Ritz-Carlton. Turns out, according to today’s announcement,…

Sam Lindsay to FB: Not Yet, Amigos.

The American Civil Liberties Union Foundation of Texas and Mexican American Legal Defense and Educational Fund just sent a press release celebrating U.S. District Judge Sam Lindsay’s decision today to grant a preliminary injunction that blocks the implementation of that anti-illegal immigrant ordinance in Farmers Branch. The ACLU-MALDEF release celebrating…

The Giving Tree, Made of Oakley

Clearly, I am in denial over the sad fact that Your 2007 Dallas Mayors Race is over. What, exactly, will I write about on Unfair Park now? As I try to figure that out, let me share with you what’s clearly my proudest moment yet: my first poem, consisting entirely…

Stickin’ It to the Pope?

Nine days ago there appeared in The Dallas Morning News a touching little feature about Roosevelt Wilkerson, who was once living on the streets of South Dallas but has recently achieved international renown with his hand-carved walking sticks made from Trinity River tree limbs. The occasion of that particular story?…