The Seat of Heat

Sure, we critics dish it out, but can we take it? We’ll find out Wednesday night at Art & the Critic, a free event at the McKinney Avenue Contemporary sponsored by Kitchen Dog Theater and Project X. On the panel with your humble theatergoing scribe from the paper version of…

Praise God and Pass the Vivid

Tammy and Kirk Franklin went on Oprah to admit his porn addiction. At our house, that’s called Tuesday. At the end of last year, Grammy-winning gospel singer Kirk Franklin–who once graced the cover of the paper version of Unfair Park–made a stunning admission: The dude loves porn. Loveloveloves it. Can’t…

Deep Ellum Blues

Friday night was a deliciously cool evening, perfect for a stroll around the neighborhood before heading out to the American Airlines Center to watch the Stars give the Blackhawks a swift kick in the third-period balls. The Man of the Hour and I had an hour or two to kill…

SMU’s Real Boob

Gettin’ Nikoloff: The future Playboy spread–and current SMU student–loves her some Taylor Hicks and Paris Hilton. Deep, Jen, deep. Lucky SMU sophomore Jordan “Jen” Nikoloff appears to have come out on top at the Playboy audition yesterday. The photog liked her best, and she’ll go back for more pictures later…

Rogers the Dodger

During Game 2 of the World Series, Fox showed The Gambler’s hand with and without the mysterious substance that has led many to think the guy’s a cheater and a jerk. Either Kenny Rogers has started wiping his ass with his left palm, or else he’s cheating. The same pitcher…

Practice. Practice. Practice.

Roderick Carlton Demmings will perform at Carnegie Hall on Thursday for a PBS broadcast. Twelve-year-olds around the country begin cursing his name Friday. Something to do with “raising the bar.” Roderick Carlton Demmings makes me feel like a total loser. At 12, I was in my middle-school choir in Garland…

Borat Goes to “Denton”

There’s yet another deleted scene from Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan making the YouTube rounds, and this one claims to be from the “Denton County Animal Shelter.” Only, there’s no such thing. That’s what they’ll tell you when you call Denton Animal Control–and…

Dallas: In Debt and Lovin’ It!

I read this a.m. in my new favorite publication, The Bond Buyer (which I initially picked up because I thought it said The Bong Buyer), that tomorrow the city will issue $230.2 million in general obligation bonds “from three separate authorizations.” Of course, that has nothing to do with the…

Last Boo For Drew?

Tony Romo, otherwise known as the next Cowboys quarterback capable of throwing the worst-scenario interception Roger Staubach’s last pass was completed to guard Herb Scott. Danny White’s fateful play forced an infamous “No, Danny! No!” from coach Tom Landry. Troy Aikman’s final play ended in a huge hit by LaVar…

Have You Seen This Man?

On October 6, Joe Bieger disappeared, and his family hasn’t heard from him since. If you know of his whereabouts, call 1-877-JOE-FIND. On the morning of October 6, Joe Bieger, a 59-year-old school administrator, threw on some clothes and told his wife he was going to walk their dogs. He…

Vote Early, Eat Often

I’m all about avoiding lines. I’ll buy movie tickets online. Hell, I’ll mail in checks that need depositing. Thus, you will most likely not see me on a certain Tuesday in November whipping some chad into shape. I might procrastinate on knitting holiday gifts and vacuuming, but I’m an early…

Razor Blaydes

Mayor Laura Miller and District 10 council member Bill Blaydes are on KRLD-AM (1080) this very moment debating the city’s contract with lobbyist David Dean, the former Texas secretary of state who’s getting, this time around, $515,000 to tout the city’s Trans-Texas Corridor project. (Really, do you need an introduction…

Tryout City

If you’re not quite right for Playboy or FHM–and, yeah, we know you so are–there’s always this shot at instant fame: Top Hair! (which is better than the show’s original title: Back Hair!–thanks, try the veal). This weekend, TV production company Revielle will be doing Bravo’s dirty work by auditioning…

There’s Always a Reason to Drink

Jeff Skilling won’t be spending any more time at his Dallas condo. He’s about to be sentenced to prison for a long, long time. Former Enron chief exec Jeff Skilling’s in federal court in Houston today, where he’ll likely be sentenced to at least 25 years for his part in…

Bits and Class

If you, like Andrea Grimes, would rather appear in the pages of FHM than Playboy–better content, insists the Girl on Top–then free your schedule on Friday. The laddie mag’ll be at the W on October 27 looking for ladies to feature in the paper and digital versions of FHM, which…

Everyone’s a Winner

They gave away the Lone Star Emmys Saturday night in Houston, and in case you missed the results, KDFW-Channel 4 is, like, the best station ever. Or something. The local Fox affiliate picked up the night’s top honor, Overall Station Excellence, which was presented to General Manager Kathy Saunders; KDFW…

It Was All a Dream

Morgan Fairchild, being honored by Woman in Film next week, was the Jessica Simpson of her day. But smarter. And prettier. And more talented. For what it’s worth, Patrick Duffy–the guy who played Bobby Ewing and, even better, the Man from Atlantis–is against the remake of Dallas, which is on…

The Bridge Over the River Trade

The mayor wants the council to reconsider David Dean’s deal with the city. And she only has till Wednesday to get it done. So, the weekend’s almost here, and you say you still can’t get enough of David Dean? Well, neither can Mayor Laura Miller, who, come Wednesday’s city council…

Those Lemony Fresh Scents

If you can’t make the Gothic Archies show, which starts right about now in Frisco, they will be in Waxahachie tomorrow. No kidding. Yes, we know y’all are all worn out after wetting your pants eight times at the sight of Stephin Merritt, but let’s hope a second, post-Gothic Archies…

Preservationist off the Reservation

Mark Graham In this photo, taken in June 2005, Dwayne Jones stands inside a historic South Dallas farmhouse he fought to save. Over the last few years, Dwayne Jones has proved himself an invaluable resource for both Unfair Park and its paper version. As executive director of Preservation Dallas, he’s…

All In

Pokerati.com This is our friend Shane. He got into the WSOP after winning La Riata. The guy’s adorable, isn’t he? If you need to find me tomorrow around, oh, 3 p.m., I’ll be here: playing poker at the La Riata Gala & Texas Hold ‘Em Poker Tournament at Union Station…

Clueless in the City

You know why we don’t go to Dallas trendy nightclubs? Because we’re always afraid we’ll run into people who look like this. Last night, the Nasher Sculpture Center held its monthly Art of Urban Living salon series, during which Dallas Morning News types discuss, well, urban living. The Nasher also…