The Death of the Album

There’s no good reason for posting this; has no local connection whatsoever, though, for argument’s sake, let’s just say there’s a very small chance someone here made it, in which case, well, we’d be remiss in not directing your attention to the best thing to hit YouTube since, ah, this?…

Tee. Zero.

This may be the only time you see Terrell Owens getting behind Drew Bledsoe, because after the loss to Philly yesterday, Owens kinda threw his QB under the bus. Wish he’d taken a tire for the team, as well. Overlooked and underthrown, The Artist Formerly Known as T.O. officially deteriorated…

David Does Dallas. In 1978.

I have some notes from the weekend–something about “vote for Chris Bell, I guess,” “look into the price of foreign steel” and “find out more about this Terrell Owens”–but before we get to all that, here’s something from the archives worth opening your Monday with: David Bowie in 1978 at…

And Now, The Fake News

In May, our former colleague Rick Kennedy wrote about the Center for Media and Democracy’s report Fake TV News, in which the group blasted television networks and their affiliates for passing off paid-for news as The Real Thing–including, in one instance in February, our very own WFAA-Channel 8. Wrote Rick…

Borat to Dallas PD: Too Many Cinnabon

It took us a long time to realize this, but the printed word is dead. We know what you really want: videos. Well, that and Bible Girl, and if we can ever figure out a way to put those things together, hey, you will be the first to know. Among…

The Tower Falleth

This Tower Records–and every one across the country, including the Lemmon Avenue location–is closing shop. So buy now before it’s bye-bye. If you were thinking of going record shopping, oh, this weekend, you might wanna stop by Tower Records. Everything’s on sale–as in, everything’s gotta go because Tower’s going, going…gone…

The Only Mash-Up That Matters

Take 25 musicians, a magic hat and 12 short hours and you’ve got the recipe for one of the most innovative rock-and-roll ideas ever born. Rock Lottery returns to Dan’s Silverleaf in Denton tomorrow, full of suspense and surprises for patrons and participants alike. The fast-paced crossbred concert/social experiment challenges…

How University Park…Uh…”Lost its Soul”

McMansions like this 10,000-square-foot monster on Southwestern Boulevard have some University Park residents waging war against home builders in the Park Cities. At a packed public University Park City Council meeting last night concerning the size of homes in the Park City, builders there probably felt like their neighbors were…

Cuban’s “Moron” Surfaces…

On September 28, Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban said “anyone who buys [YouTube] is a moron.” Yo, Google and your $1.6 billion, looks like he was talking about you? Speaking of Cuban, he has some thoughts about The Dallas Morning News’ recent buyouts and the state of local sports media…

Shopping at Foley’s

Really, would you wanna give Mark Foley any money? Seems some of yer fellow North Texans have. S’up, Pete Sessions? Here’s one more good reason to never give politicians a single buck: One day they’re championing childrens’ rights, the next they’re givin’ ’em the IM reach-around. And then bored bloggers…

Lookin’ for Love, Finding the Law

Jerry Ambrozuk, the man Plano residents knew as Michael Smith, wanted him some Internet love. Got him in trouble. Usually does, trust us. A personal ad appears to have been the undoing of Jaroslaw “Jerry” Ambrozuk, the Canadian fugitive living large in Plano under the pseudonym Michael Lee Smith. Yesterday,…

Better Buck Next Time?

Trey Hillman, currently managing the Nippon-Ham Fighters in Japan, is a candidate for the Rangers’ gig. We were hoping for Foo Fighter Dave Grohl. My Lil’ Rangers birdies this morning are chirpin’ about Trey Hillman being a legit candidate to follow Buck Showalter as Texas Rangers manager. Not surprisingly, you…

Pick Your Pleasure (or Poison)

www.marcusfootball.com With so many obvious sports options in front of ya this weekend, do the unexpected and check out upcoming high-school phenom Matt Faulkner instead? A sports weekend like this comes around only, oh, about once a decade. So many options, so little time. And TVs. If I were you,…

Don’t Be a Fool. Stay in School. Or Not.

Dunno where the researchers come down on beauty school dropouts, but when it comes to Texas high school dropouts, we’re doing worse than the TEA claims. This morning, national education researchers are confabbing at Rice University for a conference titled “The Texas Dropout Crisis and our Children — A Conference…

Sorta Winning

As of 12:46 p.m., beloved roots rock locals Sorta were reigning over such acts as Fred Everything, Probation Violation and little-D peeps Current Leaves with 179 votes. Where? What? Huh? Well, as is true with much of anything these days, it all comes down to MySpace. Three MySpacers from Montreal…

The Iron Claw, Not for Sale

If you looked very, very hard in today’s Dallas Morning News, you may have come across this ad in the classifieds: JANELLE STONE ESTATE SALE The Von Erichs Dallas Wrestling Dynasty 4918 SWISS AVE M-46B Munger/Fitzghugh! Fri-Sat October 6 & 7 9-5 Doris Von Erich, wife of Frtiz Von Erich,…

Jesus, Send Money: Prosperity, Pt. 1

In little Talco, certain lines were sharply drawn. Railroad tracks literally separated black from white in this rural East Texas town. And on the black side, you had a further division, of darkness and light. Darkness: The men, plus a few sad-faced women, who gathered to drink whiskey and beer…

Terrell Owens Does it For the Kids

This is the actual cover to Terrell Owens’ newest book, which comes out November 15. And this one’s actually intended for kids, as opposed to that last one, which just read like it. This is not a joke. Just got off the phone with Jennifer Thomason and Laura Watkins at…

You Win One, You Lose One

It was just two years ago that Buck Showalter was named AL Manager of the Year. Now, he’s the unemployed manager of the week. Tom Hicks’ Dallas Stars got their season off to a rousing start last night with a 3-2 overtime win in, of all places, Colorado. Which begs…

Impatience is a Virtue

According 2 Guideline Inc & eBay Express, Dallas is the 5th most impatient city n the U.S. We tied w/Jacksonville & Baltimore. Their study found the top 5 plcs where ppl r least likely 2 wait 4 everyday conveniences like quick change oil shops, ovrnite delivery, speed dating & wi-fi…

Knock Off the Knock-Offs

You know, sweatshops have really come a long way since their inception as a friendly, safe environment in which workers celebrated their jobs manufacturing wearables for the masses. Most people who purchase fake Prada bags and knock-off Luis Vuitton luggage probably don’t associate their new wares with children chained to…

Lost in Translation

This week it was revealed that eight reporters and 29 freelancers for The Miami Herald’s Spanish-language spinoff, El Nuevo Herald, got money for appearing on the U.S. government-owned Radio and TV Marti networks, which broadcasts out of Miami and into Cuba. That the Herald let some of its reporters get…