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Your Guide to the People of the Greenville Avenue St. Patrick's Day Parade
By Billy Magic
Mar 9, 2015
Why do we do this to ourselves? Every year, even the most sane among us stumble down Greenville Avenue like a horde of cottonheaded ninnymuggins. And for what? The only people watching the "parade" are the policeman making overtime to write us indecent exposure tickets when we piss in the...
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