Crazy, right? Uh-huh.
Well, turns out, the Dallas-born Meat Loaf Aday will be performing his own brand of cock rock at the House of Blues on Thursday--and, in his honor, we've decided to dedicate a list to his... uh, presence.
So, without further ado, check out our list of the top 30 songs about genitalia right now.
Well, OK, check it out--all of it, baby--after the jump.